The Coroner's Gym was established with visions of world boxing domination. However, those delusions were quickly shattered in a blur of leather and white flashes. These were immediately followed by several close-up inspections of the canvas. It was then realized that the Coroner name fit perfectly. Not because the very name strikes fear into the hearts of all who would oppose us, no............It's because EVERY FREAKIN' STIFF IN TOWN ENDS UP IN OUR GYM!!!
Just take a look at the list of ABSOLUTE LOSERS we manage! If you didn't know better, you'd think we just came back from raiding the clearance rack at MORONS-R-US!
*** 1ST NBO TOURNAMENT CHAMPION ! ***
*** 2ND NBO TOURNAMENT CHAMPION ! ***
*** 1ST "LAMONT JENKINS BOUNTY HUNTER AKA YOU'RE ALL DOOMED" TOURNAMENT CHAMPION ! ***
"THE CORONER'S REPORT"