Dangerous Dan the Man is my very first fighter (the name Dangerous Dan had already been taken as a fighter name.) Every once in a while I still come out of retirement to show the fighters in my gym that I've still got what it takes.

The original deion I wrote for this fighter my very first week in EKO was:

Howard: "We`re here with developing duelist Dangerous - Dan - the - Man. Man, is it some genetic propensity toward violent conflict that leads a man such as yourself to this hazardous occupation?"

Dan: "Not really Howard. Basically, I`m a nice person. As a rule, people don`t want to hit me. I guess I`ve spent most of my life trying to avoid giving people a REASON to hit me. I`m not really sure why I`m here..."

Howard: "And how does a germinating jabber such as yourself earn the optimistically prophetic epithet `Dangerous?`"

Dan: "I`m not sure Howard. I think it`s because I fall down a lot. I also break things..."

Howard: "And there you have it. This is Howard Cosell, ABC sports."