Evan's a little crazy. That he watches too much TV and genetic inheritance are just a few of the reasons. But we like him anyway. Except when he gets mad. When he gets mad, oh boy, run for cover. That's why we recommended he enter boxing. So he could take out some of his (many) frustrations on real people without being thrown in jail for it. So look out!

Evan has a fondness for pokemon, and basically lets it dictate his fighting. Should you face him and he says, "Squirtle, Squirtle," you're OK. If he says, "Pika... CHU!" you're in trouble. And if he says, "Jigglypuff," call 911 right now, 'cuz you're gonna need them.