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(Lightweight) Shorty Macc defeated Army of Dorkness 11 by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Wednesday, October 21, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Shorty Macc!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 11!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a volley of blows to the head.
+Shorty pops Dorkness 11 with a mean cross to the face.
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+Shorty connects with a barrage of nasty shots to the eye. Dorkness 11 retreats to the far corner.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty fires a volley of solid punches to the nose.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 hammers Shorty with a barrage of hard blows to the eye.
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+Dorkness 11 smacks Shorty with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 hits Shorty with a series of loud punches to the jaw. Shorty backpedals to his own corner.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty Macc landed 16 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 21 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 10-9


Shorty doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Shorty fires a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 11 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Shorty pops Dorkness 11 with a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 11 is hurt!
+Shorty rocks Dorkness 11 with a series of stiff blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 stuns Shorty with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 shakes Shorty with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Shorty clocks Dorkness 11 with a series of shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty Macc landed 14 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 13 of 16 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 20-18


Shorty doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty tries to land a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 11 backs out of it.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty hits with Dorkness 11 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Shorty fires a flurry of light shots to the chest!! Dorkness 11 laughs!
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 throws a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 11 takes charge with a volley of punches to the chest!!
+Dorkness 11 wallops Shorty with a series of painful blows to the stomach.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 lands a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Shorty backpedals to his own corner.
+Shorty hits with a series of hard blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty Macc landed 13 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 20 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 30-27


Shorty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Shorty tags Dorkness 11 with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Dorkness 11 shakes his head to clear it.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 throws a series of hard shots to the ribs.
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-Shorty throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 11 quickly backs away.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 slams Shorty with a series of nice shots to the ribs. Shorty falls against the ropes!
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Shorty charges with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 11 attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Shorty tosses a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty Macc landed 12 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 17 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 40-36


Shorty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 11 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 connects with a series of commanding shots to the stomach. Shorty falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 11 pokes Shorty with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Shorty throws a volley of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Shorty attempts a right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 11 charges with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty hits Dorkness 11 with a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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-Shorty launches a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 11 narrowly avoids it
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty grazes Dorkness 11 with a stinging uppercut to the chest.
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-Shorty tries to land a left hook to the ribs, but Dorkness 11 covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 11 tosses a right to the stomach. Shorty retreats to the far corner.
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+Shorty thumps Dorkness 11 with a volley of off balance blows to the stomach. Dorkness 11 doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty Macc landed 20 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 19 of 22 punches.

Shorty Macc won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 49-46


Shorty is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 11 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 lands a volley of loud blows to the stomach. Shorty laughs!
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty lands a nice uppercut to the chest!
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 11 hammers Shorty with a pair of blows to the chest. Shorty sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Shorty lands a volley of wild punches to the ribs. Dorkness 11 is hurt!
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 rocks Shorty with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Shorty catches Dorkness 11 with a volley of light blows to the ribs. Dorkness 11 doesn't seem bothered.
-Shorty attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty Macc landed 17 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 16 of 23 punches.

Shorty Macc won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 58-56


Shorty is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 11 is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Shorty staggers Dorkness 11 with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Shorty hits with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Shorty fires a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Dorkness 11 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 11 staggers Shorty with a wild straight right to the solar plexus. Shorty asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 11 tosses a series of heavy blows to the chest. Shorty falls against the ropes!
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+Shorty clocks Dorkness 11 with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
-Shorty attempts a series of shots to the chest, but Dorkness 11 blocks.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but misses.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty Macc landed 19 of 35 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 14 of 24 punches.

Shorty Macc won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 67-66


Shorty is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 11 is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Shorty grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 11 fires a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty catches Dorkness 11 with a flurry of punches to the head.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 11 connects with a uppercut to the ribs.
+Dorkness 11 drills Shorty with a pair of nice blows to the ribs. Shorty retreats to the far corner.
-Shorty tries to land a series of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Shorty punches Dorkness 11 with a volley of shots to the nose.
Shorty lands a mighty punch in the nose and Dorkness 11 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Dorkness 11 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Shorty smashes Dorkness 11 with a heavy hook to the chin!!
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+Shorty solidly lands a barrage of mean shots to the mouth.
Shorty lands a tremendous right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 11 falls senseless!!

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Dorkness 11 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 catches Shorty with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 11 catches Shorty with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 annoys Shorty with a solid hook to the ribs.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty smacks Dorkness 11 with a barrage of shots to the temple!!
-Shorty tries a roundhouse to the mouth, but Dorkness 11 blocks.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 11 takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty Macc landed 17 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 16 of 23 punches.

Shorty Macc won the round 10-7

Shorty Macc is winning the fight 76-74


Shorty is slowing down. He has cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 11 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Shorty fires a flurry of shots to the eye.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 lunges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Shorty smacks Dorkness 11 with a mean uppercut to the jaw.
Shorty lands a mighty haymaker and Dorkness 11 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Dorkness 11 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 11 connects with a vicious sweeping right to the ribs.
+Dorkness 11 jolts Shorty with a volley of shots to the stomach! Shorty seems wobbly!
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 11 lands a volley of glancing blows to the ribs!
+Dorkness 11 nails Shorty with a barrage of stiff shots to the ribs!!
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Shorty backs up Dorkness 11 with a pair of blows to the chin!
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 tosses a series of blows to the ribs.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Dorkness 11 quickly backs away.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Shorty hits with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Shorty punches Dorkness 11 with a flurry of light punches to the mouth!
Shorty lands a cruel right blow to the temple and Dorkness 11 is knocked out of the ring!!

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Dorkness 11 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Shorty clocks Dorkness 11 with a series of shots to the jaw.
Shorty lands a blood spattering left smash to the jaw and Dorkness 11 collapses!!

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He's Out!
Shorty Macc wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Shorty looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 11 collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 2: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 5: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 6: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 7: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 8: Shorty Macc 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 5: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 6: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 7: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 8: Shorty Macc 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 5: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 6: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 7: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 8: Shorty Macc 10-7

Shorty Macc wins by a knockout!