logo

Currently Online:


Public Fight Report

Not Found.
Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\997537.htm on local disk...
(Lightweight) Army of Dorkness 11 defeated Feather ZWIP by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Wednesday, October 14, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 11!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 132 pounds (60 kilograms) is Feather ZWIP!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Feather clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
+Dorkness 11 annoys Feather with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
Dorkness 11 lands a resounding uppercut and Feather is knocked off his feet!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

...
...

...
...

...
-Dorkness 11 probes with a series of blows to the mouth, but Feather steps aside.
...
The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...

...
+Dorkness 11 slams Feather with a strong cross to the mouth!!
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...

...
+Dorkness 11 tosses Feather with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
...

Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...

+Dorkness 11 jars Feather with a volley of blows to the temple.
...
+Dorkness 11 rocks Feather with a barrage of off balance shots to the jaw. Feather falls against the ropes!
+Feather hits with a hard straight right to the face. Dorkness 11 laughs!
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...

...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 19 of 24 punches, and Feather ZWIP landed 6 of 17 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 10-8


Dorkness 11 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Feather doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Feather clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 11 staggers Feather with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach.
...
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

...
...
...
...
+Dorkness 11 rocks Feather with a barrage of loud blows to the solar plexus. Feather doesn't notice.
...
...
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
-Feather lashes out with a pair of blows to the chest, but Dorkness 11 ducks.
...

...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 12 of 16 punches, and Feather ZWIP landed 5 of 17 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 20-17


Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!

Feather doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Feather clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 11 fires a volley of shots to the stomach.
...
...
...
...
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Dorkness 11 hits with a series of nasty punches to the chest!! Feather laughs!
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Feather probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 11 covers himself well.
...
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Feather clocks Dorkness 11 with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
...
+Dorkness 11 backs up Feather with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 14 of 24 punches, and Feather ZWIP landed 5 of 16 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 30-26


Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Feather remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Feather clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkness 11 throws a barrage of hard blows to the stomach.
...
...
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Dorkness 11 wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
-Dorkness 11 attacks with a series of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 hurts Feather with a barrage of shots to the chest. Feather quickly recovers.
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Feather hits with a series of heavy shots to the chest.
...
...
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 15 of 23 punches, and Feather ZWIP landed 5 of 15 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 40-35


Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Feather grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Feather clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

...
...
+Dorkness 11 fires a series of wild shots to the ribs.
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Dorkness 11 strikes with a series of painful blows to the chest!
...
...
...
...
-Dorkness 11 attempts a volley of shots to the chest, but Feather ducks just in time.
...
...
...
...
+Dorkness 11 jolts Feather with a pair of wild punches to the ribs. Feather ignores it.
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

...
-Feather launches a pair of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 17 of 24 punches, and Feather ZWIP landed 5 of 16 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 50-44


Dorkness 11 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Feather is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Feather clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

...
+Dorkness 11 shakes Feather with a pair of loud blows to the stomach.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkness 11 whacks Feather with a series of heavy punches to the stomach! Feather seems wobbly!
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 11 throws a series of right shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 throws a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Feather lands a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
...
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.


BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 16 of 25 punches, and Feather ZWIP landed 5 of 15 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 60-53


Dorkness 11 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Feather is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Feather clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
-Feather lunges with a right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Feather tries to land a series of right punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 11 steps aside and laughs.
...
+Dorkness 11 belts Feather with a barrage of punches to the chest.
...
...
+Feather strikes with a flurry of off balance shots to the ribs!! Dorkness 11 covers up.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkness 11 lands a flurry of furious shots to the stomach. Feather quickly recovers.
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
-Feather paws a series of shots to the chest, but Dorkness 11 escapes.
...
...
...
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 11 tosses a pair of stiff blows to the chest!!
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 19 of 25 punches, and Feather ZWIP landed 10 of 27 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 70-62


Dorkness 11 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Feather is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Feather grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

...
...
...
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 11 suprises Feather with a straight right to the solar plexus. Feather shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkness 11 throws a flurry of nasty shots to the chest.
...
-Feather attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 11 deftly avoits it.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkness 11 wallops Feather with a right to the solar plexus! Feather beats a hasty retreat.
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
-Feather lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Feather probes with a barrage of left blows to the chin, but Dorkness 11 beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
...
+Feather jolts Dorkness 11 with a volley of commanding punches to the head!
+Dorkness 11 nails Feather with a pair of heavy blows to the ribs!! Feather sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkness 11 lands a mighty left cross to the jaw and Feather is knocked off his feet!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 11 clocks Feather with a hook to the ribs. Feather covers up.
+Feather whacks Dorkness 11 with a flurry of light blows to the nose.
...
...
...
...
+Dorkness 11 pops Feather with a series of off balance punches to the chest.
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 23 of 25 punches, and Feather ZWIP landed 8 of 36 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 80-70


Dorkness 11 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Feather receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Feather grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Feather tries to land a barrage of shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
...
...
...
...
+Dorkness 11 tosses a mean hook to the chest. Feather sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
...
...
Feather tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Feather lunges with a volley of right blows to the eye, but Dorkness 11 covers himself well.
+Dorkness 11 hits with a volley of heavy shots to the stomach. Feather covers up.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Feather hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Feather lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 11 backs out of it.
+Dorkness 11 shakes Feather with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
-Feather tries a flurry of blows to the temple, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 11 staggers Feather with a volley of shots to the chest.
Dorkness 11 lands a bone crushing left blow to the temple and Feather drops like a stone!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 11 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Feather pummels Dorkness 11 with a volley of strong shots to the temple.
...
...
+Dorkness 11 fires a volley of shots to the stomach!!
+Dorkness 11 smashes Feather with a barrage of shots to the chest.
Dorkness 11 lands a ferocious left hook and Feather is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Feather hits Dorkness 11 with a volley of punches to the face.
...
+Dorkness 11 belts Feather with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Feather seems wobbly!
...
+Dorkness 11 throws a barrage of hard shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 11 strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Feather can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 11 is obviously tired.

Feather can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8

Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a technical knockout!