Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\997418.htm on local disk...(Lightweight) Army of Dorkness 12 defeated Shorty Macc by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Wednesday, October 14, 2015In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 133 pounds (60 kilograms) is Shorty Macc!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 12!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 12 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 12 probes with a pair of left combinations to the nose, but Shorty ducks.
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+Shorty lashes out with a pair of shots to the nose. Dorkness 12 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 12 thumps Shorty with a pair of shots to the temple.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Shorty wakes up the fans with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin. Dorkness 12 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Shorty lands a crashing left haymaker and Dorkness 12 is knocked down!!
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Dorkness 12 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 12 lands a furious combination to the chin!
Dorkness 12 lands a thundering left uppercut and Shorty collapses!!
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Shorty struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 12 pummels Shorty with a pair of quick combinations to the face. Shorty falls against the ropes!
+Dorkness 12 strikes with a series of combinations to the eye.
+Dorkness 12 hits with a heavy cross to the mouth.
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+Shorty tattoos Dorkness 12 with a heavy uppercut to the mouth. Dorkness 12 doesn't notice.
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+Shorty strikes with a series of stiff punches to the face.
Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Shorty pummels Dorkness 12 with a pair of punches to the chin. Dorkness 12 laughs!
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-Shorty attacks with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Dorkness 12 grazes Shorty with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 12 hits with a nasty uppercut to the temple.
+Shorty thumps Dorkness 12 with a vicious straight right to the face. Dorkness 12 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dorkness 12 hurts Shorty with a barrage of furious blows to the nose.
Dorkness 12 lands a devestating left uppercut and Shorty collapses!!
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Shorty struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 12 punches Shorty with a heavy right to the head! Shorty asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Shorty staggers Dorkness 12 with a furious left to the chin.
Shorty lands a sudden right smash to the jaw and Dorkness 12 goes down!!
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Dorkness 12 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 12 pummels Shorty with a flurry of mean combinations to the eye.
Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Shorty Macc landed 17 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 12 landed 29 of 40 punches.
Army of Dorkness 12 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 12 is winning the fight 10-9
Shorty doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 12 doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 2
Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 12 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 12 throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty launches a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 12 ducks just in time.
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-Shorty attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 12 stays away from it.
+Shorty tattoos Dorkness 12 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty probes with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 12 ties him up.
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+Dorkness 12 hammers Shorty with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Shorty Macc landed 6 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 12 landed 11 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 12 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 12 is winning the fight 20-18
Shorty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 12 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 3
Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 12 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty throws a series of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 12 hits Shorty with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Shorty tosses a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 12 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 12 fires a barrage of quick punches to the stomach. Shorty seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 12 attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Shorty narrowly avoids it
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 12 hits with a cross to the chest!
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-Shorty paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 12 hides behind his gloves.
-Shorty throws a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 12 ducks just in time.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 12 charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Shorty steps aside and laughs.
-Shorty attempts a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 12 leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Shorty Macc landed 6 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 12 landed 11 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 12 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 12 is winning the fight 30-27
Shorty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 12 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 4
Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 12 is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Shorty lunges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 12 fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Shorty escapes.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty fires a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Dorkness 12 covers himself well.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 12 catches Shorty with a jab to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 12 slams Shorty with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Shorty gets mad!
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty attacks with a pair of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Shorty Macc landed 5 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 12 landed 11 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 12 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 12 is winning the fight 40-36
Shorty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 12 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 5
Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 12 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 12 throws a series of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Shorty ducks just in time.
Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty launches a flurry of combinations to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 12 throws a hard straight right to the chest.
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-Shorty charges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 12 tosses a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 12 punches Shorty with a barrage of combinations to the chest. Shorty sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Shorty connects with a pair of stiff blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Shorty tries to land a jab to the chest, but Dorkness 12 blocks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Shorty Macc landed 6 of 21 punches, and Army of Dorkness 12 landed 16 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 12 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 12 is winning the fight 50-45
Shorty is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 12 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 6
Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 12 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 12 catches Shorty with a pair of combinations to the chest.
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+Shorty punches Dorkness 12 with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 12 covers up.
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-Shorty tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 12 blocks.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Shorty throws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but misses.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Shorty attacks with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 12 hits with a barrage of furious punches to the chest!
-Shorty probes with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 12 hurts Shorty with a stinging jab to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Shorty Macc landed 7 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 12 landed 17 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 12 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 12 is winning the fight 60-54
Shorty is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 12 is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 7
Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 12 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Shorty fires a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 12 takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkness 12 fires a glancing roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 12 grazes Shorty with a flurry of hard combinations to the ribs.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty attacks with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
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-Shorty attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 12 ties him up.
-Shorty probes with a series of right blows to the ribs, but falls short.
Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 12 pops Shorty with a flurry of furious combinations to the solar plexus. Shorty retreats to the far corner.
-Shorty tries a pair of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 12 probes with a series of right blows to the chest, but Shorty escapes.
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-Dorkness 12 launches a left jab to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Shorty probes with a roundhouse to the stomach, but Dorkness 12 quickly backs away.
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-Shorty probes with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 12 escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Shorty Macc landed 7 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 12 landed 15 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 12 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 12 is winning the fight 70-63
Shorty looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 12 is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 8
Shorty grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 12 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 12 tries to land a pair of combinations to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 12 fires a pair of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Shorty tags Dorkness 12 with a barrage of shots to the head. Dorkness 12 backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkness 12 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 12 staggers Shorty with a barrage of strong shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 12 clocks Shorty with a series of powerful combinations to the chest.
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-Shorty attacks with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 12 pummels Shorty with a mean cross to the chest!!
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-Shorty throws a series of punches to the face, but Dorkness 12 quickly backs away.
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-Shorty fires a flurry of blows to the temple, but misses.
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-Shorty attacks with a left uppercut to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 12 rocks Shorty with a volley of commanding combinations to the stomach.
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BELL
Shorty receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 12 is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
The doctor won't let Shorty Macc continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 12 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Army of Dorkness 12 wins by a technical knockout!
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