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(Strawweight) Slim Boy Fat defeated hahahaman by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Monday, October 12, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Slim Boy Fat!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is hahahaman!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Slim attacks with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Slim paws a barrage of blows to the chin, but falls short.
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+Slim hits with a series of wild punches to the nose.
+Slim thumps Hahahaman with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
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-Slim tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but Hahahaman ducks just in time.
-Slim throws a left to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Slim annoys Hahahaman with a series of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Slim backs up Hahahaman with a straight right to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 19 of 46 punches, and hahahaman landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 10-9


Slim doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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+Slim whacks Hahahaman with a pair of wild shots to the eye. Hahahaman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Slim probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Slim charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Hahahaman ties him up.
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-Slim throws a series of left punches to the head, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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-Slim charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Hahahaman ducks just in time.
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+Slim hits Hahahaman with a pair of blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 13 of 33 punches, and hahahaman landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 20-18


Slim doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Slim lunges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Slim launches a pair of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Slim smashes Hahahaman with a uppercut to the jaw. Hahahaman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Slim probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Slim paws a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 11 of 33 punches, and hahahaman landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 30-27


Slim doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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+Slim takes charge with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
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-Slim charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Slim tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Slim attempts a volley of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Slim solidly lands a volley of punches to the nose. Hahahaman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Slim throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 11 of 31 punches, and hahahaman landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 40-36


Slim doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Slim tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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-Slim launches a jab to the nose, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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-Slim lashes out with a left right to the head, but Hahahaman ties him up.
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-Slim fires a volley of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Slim slams Hahahaman with a pair of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 10 of 33 punches, and hahahaman landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 50-45


Slim doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Slim probes with a pair of left blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Slim attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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-Slim attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
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+Slim clocks Hahahaman with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Slim paws a volley of right punches to the face, but Hahahaman ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 11 of 33 punches, and hahahaman landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 60-54


Slim doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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+Slim connects with a series of stiff punches to the eye!
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-Slim throws a series of left punches to the face, but Hahahaman deftly avoits it.
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-Slim charges with a pair of right shots to the nose, but Hahahaman steps aside.
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-Slim tries to land a pair of right blows to the nose, but Hahahaman escapes.
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-Slim attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 11 of 33 punches, and hahahaman landed 4 of 9 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 70-63


Slim doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Slim lunges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
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-Slim attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Hahahaman steps aside.
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+Slim lashes out with a heavy sweeping right to the face.
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+Hahahaman whacks Slim with a furious jab to the mouth.
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-Slim fires a barrage of left punches to the head, but Hahahaman steps aside.
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+Slim hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 10 of 31 punches, and hahahaman landed 4 of 7 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 80-72


Slim doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Slim attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Slim launches a barrage of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Slim attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but Hahahaman deftly avoits it.
+Slim lashes out with a flurry of solid punches to the chin. Hahahaman retreats to the far corner.
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+Hahahaman throws a barrage of shots to the stomach.
+Slim attacks with a series of mean punches to the face.
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-Slim attempts a barrage of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 10 of 31 punches, and hahahaman landed 5 of 9 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 90-81


Slim doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Slim tries a volley of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Slim lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Slim attempts a barrage of left punches to the face, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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-Slim lashes out with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Slim throws a right cross to the chin, but Hahahaman steps aside.
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-Slim throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Slim backs up Hahahaman with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 9 of 32 punches, and hahahaman landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 100-90


Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Slim charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Hahahaman ties him up.
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-Slim attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Slim charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Hahahaman quickly backs away.
-Slim paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
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-Slim tries to land a series of left punches to the ribs, but Hahahaman blocks.
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+Slim hits Hahahaman with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 11 of 33 punches, and hahahaman landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 110-99


Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Slim tries to land a barrage of left shots to the face, but goes wide.
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-Slim attacks with a series of right punches to the chest, but Hahahaman ties him up.
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+Hahahaman jars Slim with a barrage of nice shots to the stomach.
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+Slim rocks Hahahaman with a series of punches to the nose. Hahahaman doesn't seem bothered.
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+Slim grazes Hahahaman with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
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-Slim attempts a pair of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Slim throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Hahahaman ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 9 of 35 punches, and hahahaman landed 5 of 8 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 120-108


Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 2: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 3: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9

Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 2: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 3: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9

Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 2: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 3: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9

Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 120-108

Slim Boy Fat wins by decision!


          

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