Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\996935.htm on local disk...(Lightweight) Shorty Macc defeated Army of Dorkness 11 by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Wednesday, October 07, 2015In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 133 pounds (60 kilograms) is Shorty Macc!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 11!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 connects with a solid hook to the head.
Dorkness 11 lands a blood spattering cross to the jaw and Shorty hurtles to the canvas!!
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Shorty struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Shorty throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 nails Shorty with a pair of off balance shots to the temple.
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+Dorkness 11 connects with a barrage of solid punches to the eye!
+Dorkness 11 wallops Shorty with a series of blows to the jaw. Shorty doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 11 whacks Shorty with a barrage of blows to the head.
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+Dorkness 11 attacks with Shorty with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 punches Shorty with a flurry of vicious blows to the mouth. Shorty doesn't notice.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Shorty backs up Dorkness 11 with a loud hook to the face.
+Shorty clocks Dorkness 11 with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 tosses a pair of powerful blows to the jaw. Shorty sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
+Shorty pops Dorkness 11 with a series of light blows to the jaw!
Shorty lands a blood spattering right uppercut and Dorkness 11 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 11 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Shorty attacks with a flurry of blows to the temple.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Shorty Macc landed 18 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 19 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 10-9
Shorty doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest! He has the right eye swollen shut.
ROUND 2
Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty punches Dorkness 11 with a series of painful blows to the stomach.
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-Shorty lashes out with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 11 steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 stuns Shorty with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach! Shorty sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Shorty scores with a volley of hard blows to the chest. Dorkness 11 laughs!
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+Dorkness 11 lands a series of shots to the solar plexus. Shorty grimaces in pain.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Shorty Macc landed 12 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 10 of 16 punches.
Shorty Macc won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Shorty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the right eye swollen shut.
ROUND 3
Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 11 fires a series of punches to the stomach, but Shorty escapes.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty fires a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 11 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 11 tattoos Shorty with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 11 slams Shorty with a barrage of off balance shots to the solar plexus. Shorty grimaces in pain.
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+Shorty belts Dorkness 11 with a series of solid blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty punches Dorkness 11 with a pair of blows to the stomach.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 hits with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus. Shorty sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Shorty Macc landed 12 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 15 of 22 punches.
Shorty Macc won the round 10-9
Shorty Macc is winning the fight 29-28
Shorty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 11 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut.
ROUND 4
Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty lashes out with a left straight right to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 11 lunges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Shorty throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 11 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Shorty fires a barrage of nice shots to the stomach.
+Dorkness 11 staggers Shorty with a volley of solid blows to the stomach.
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-Shorty tries a series of left blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 11 beats a hasty retreat.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 jars Shorty with a pair of punches to the chest!!
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 connects with a pair of nice blows to the stomach.
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+Shorty lands a barrage of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Shorty Macc landed 15 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 13 of 24 punches.
Shorty Macc won the round 10-9
Shorty Macc is winning the fight 39-37
Shorty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Dorkness 11 is slowing down. He has the right eye swollen shut.
ROUND 5
Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Shorty backs up Dorkness 11 with a flurry of wild blows to the ribs.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 pummels Shorty with a series of light shots to the chest.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 throws a right hook to the solar plexus, but Shorty steps aside.
+Dorkness 11 fires a series of stiff blows to the stomach.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty tosses a pair of painful punches to the stomach!! Dorkness 11 laughs!
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+Shorty tattoos Dorkness 11 with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Shorty attempts a series of right shots to the chest, but Dorkness 11 takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 11 throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Shorty Macc landed 16 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 16 of 30 punches.
Shorty Macc won the round 10-9
Shorty Macc is winning the fight 49-46
Shorty is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Dorkness 11 looks exhausted. He has the right eye swollen shut.
ROUND 6
Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 fires a pair of shots to the chest!!
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 staggers Shorty with a pair of punches to the ribs.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 paws a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Shorty ducks.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty attacks with a quick jab to the ribs. Dorkness 11 quickly recovers.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty fires a barrage of solid blows to the ribs. Dorkness 11 quickly recovers.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty throws a series of right blows to the chest, but Dorkness 11 deftly avoits it.
-Dorkness 11 tries a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Shorty steps aside.
-Shorty lunges with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Dorkness 11 takes it in the forearms.
+Shorty pops Dorkness 11 with a volley of wild blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Shorty Macc landed 15 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 14 of 29 punches.
Shorty Macc won the round 10-9
Shorty Macc is winning the fight 59-55
Shorty is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Dorkness 11 collapses limply onto his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut.
ROUND 7
Shorty fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Shorty tries to land a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 11 ties him up.
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+Shorty jars Dorkness 11 with a quick jab to the jaw. Dorkness 11 backpedals to his own corner.
Shorty lands a bone crushing smash to the jaw and Dorkness 11 is knocked off his feet!!
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He's Out!
Shorty Macc wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Shorty is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Dorkness 11 can't remember which corner is his. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.
The doctor won't let Army of Dorkness 11 continue the fight! Shorty Macc wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 2: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 3: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 4: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 5: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 6: Shorty Macc 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 2: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 3: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 4: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 5: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 6: Shorty Macc 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 2: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 3: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 4: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 5: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 6: Shorty Macc 10-9
Shorty Macc wins by a knockout!
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