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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\995083.htm on local disk...(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 10 defeated Feather ZWIP Dancer by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Wednesday, September 09, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 128 pounds (58 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 10!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is Feather ZWIP Dancer!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dancer throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Dancer jars Dorkness 10 with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Dancer solidly lands a flurry of quick punches to the eye. Dorkness 10 covers up.
+Dancer hits with a loud jab to the mouth! Dorkness 10 seems wobbly!
+Dancer attacks with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw. Dorkness 10 falls against the ropes!
+Dancer jolts Dorkness 10 with a roundhouse to the jaw. Dorkness 10 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 10 wakes up the fans with a series of glancing shots to the stomach.
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-Dancer probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 10 throws a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 10 landed 12 of 23 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 23 of 31 punches.
Feather ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9
Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 10 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dancer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 10 probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 10 strikes with a series of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dancer clocks Dorkness 10 with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 10 charges with a left hook to the stomach, but Dancer steps aside and laughs.
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-Dancer launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 10 blocks.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dancer fires a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer lands a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Dancer hammers Dorkness 10 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 10 landed 9 of 22 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 22 of 31 punches.
Feather ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9
Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 10 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dancer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dancer fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 10 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 10 charges with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dancer narrowly avoids it
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-Dancer tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 launches a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Dancer steps aside.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 paws a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Dancer steps aside and laughs.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer punches Dorkness 10 with a commanding jab to the ribs.
+Dancer fires a volley of strong punches to the chest!
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+Dancer tosses a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 10 slams Dancer with a volley of solid punches to the chest. Dancer doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 10 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 21 of 31 punches.
Feather ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9
Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 10 doesn't even want to rest!
Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dancer hurts Dorkness 10 with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 10 hits with a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 10 tries a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dancer escapes.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 attacks with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Dancer narrowly avoids it
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 10 landed 8 of 22 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 6 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9
Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 10 doesn't even want to rest!
Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 10 fights inside. (inside)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 10 suprises Dancer with a pair of stinging shots to the chest.
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+Dancer tattoos Dorkness 10 with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 10 grimaces in pain.
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+Dancer hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Dancer suprises Dorkness 10 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 10 attacks with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dancer steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 10 tries to land a series of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 10 wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 10 attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 10 attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Dancer jars Dorkness 10 with a barrage of heavy blows to the chest.
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+Dancer hits with a quick uppercut to the chest.
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+Dancer jolts Dorkness 10 with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 10 connects with a series of off balance shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 10 landed 15 of 39 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 27 of 32 punches.
Feather ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9
Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 49-46
Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 10 fights inside. (inside)
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 10 throws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Dancer hits with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 10 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Dancer hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 10 throws a pair of nasty punches to the ribs! Dancer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 10 throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 10 attacks with a barrage of blows to the chest, but misses.
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+Dorkness 10 fires a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 10 probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but misses.
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+Dorkness 10 suprises Dancer with a powerful left to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 10 landed 14 of 41 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9
Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 58-56
Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 10 is brawling. (inside)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 10 attempts a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Dancer quickly backs away.
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+Dancer pummels Dorkness 10 with a nice straight right to the stomach.
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+Dancer lands a commanding straight right to the chest.
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-Dorkness 10 probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 10 lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 10 pokes Dancer with a series of punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 10 tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Dancer solidly lands a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Dancer fires a flurry of wild punches to the ribs. Dorkness 10 grimaces in pain.
+Dancer jars Dorkness 10 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 10 strikes with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 10 lashes out with a barrage of loud shots to the ribs. Dancer laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 10 landed 17 of 40 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 32 of 34 punches.
Feather ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9
Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 68-65
Dorkness 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dancer is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 10 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dancer hits with a volley of punches to the chin. Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 10 fires a right to the eye, but Dancer quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 10 belts Dancer with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 10 fires a quick blow to the head.
Dorkness 10 lands a resounding hook and Dancer is knocked out of the ring!!
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Dancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 10 lands a flurry of vicious hooks to the temple. Dancer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dancer catches Dorkness 10 with a volley of off balance punches to the nose. Dorkness 10 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 10 probes with a volley of right blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 10 attacks with a uppercut to the mouth, but Dancer quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 10 attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Dancer ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 10 hits with a barrage of roundhouses to the temple.
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-Dorkness 10 tries a flurry of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 10 landed 13 of 39 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-8
Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 76-75
Dorkness 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dancer is obviously tired. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 10 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 10 drills Dancer with a volley of blows to the eye.
+Dorkness 10 hammers Dancer with a volley of uppercuts to the eye.
+Dancer hits with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 10 wallops Dancer with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
Dorkness 10 lands a quick cross to the jaw and Dancer is knocked down!!
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Dancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dancer lashes out with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
+Dorkness 10 tags Dancer with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
+Dorkness 10 punches Dancer with a series of powerful crosses to the chin!!
Dorkness 10 lands a mighty right cross to the jaw and Dancer goes over backwards!!
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Dancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dancer pops Dorkness 10 with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Dancer annoys Dorkness 10 with a painful jab to the face.
-Dancer tries a series of right uppercuts to the face, but misses completely.
-Dorkness 10 probes with a series of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Dancer scores with a barrage of hard punches to the eye.
+Dorkness 10 connects with Dancer with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Dancer thumps Dorkness 10 with a series of loud punches to the temple.
Dancer lands a mighty left hook and Dorkness 10's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Dorkness 10 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dancer scores with a barrage of punches to the face.
Dancer lands a lightning punch in the nose and Dorkness 10 hurtles to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 10 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dancer clocks Dorkness 10 with a volley of off balance punches to the temple. Dorkness 10 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 10 grazes Dancer with a flurry of furious blows to the temple.
+Dancer tosses a pair of hooks to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 10 attempts a flurry of blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Dancer smashes Dorkness 10 with a barrage of loud punches to the eye!
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+Dancer hits with a volley of loud punches to the chin. Dorkness 10 covers up.
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+Dancer fires a series of punches to the mouth.
-Dorkness 10 throws a flurry of left shots to the face, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 10 landed 14 of 29 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 38 of 48 punches.
Feather ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-8
Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 86-83
Dorkness 10 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dancer is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 10 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 10 paws a barrage of left blows to the face, but Dancer backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 10 smacks Dancer with a flurry of glancing shots to the nose. Dancer falls against the ropes!
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+Dancer tosses a jab to the jaw.
Dancer lands a lightning right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 10 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Dorkness 10 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 10 scores with a barrage of loud uppercuts to the nose.
Dorkness 10 lands a crashing left hook and Dancer falls to the canvas!!
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Dancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 10 lunges with a series of hooks to the nose, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 10 probes with a hook to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Dancer nails Dorkness 10 with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
+Dorkness 10 tosses a stiff uppercut to the face.
Dorkness 10 lands a bone crushing left haymaker and Dancer goes over backwards!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 10 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 10 is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dancer looks exhausted. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 5: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 10 10-8
Round 9: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 5: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 10 10-8
Round 9: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-8
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 5: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 10 10-8
Round 9: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-8
Army of Dorkness 10 wins by a knockout!
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