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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\995075.htm on local disk...(Lightweight) Army of Dorkness 11 defeated Jagged by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.Match Wednesday, September 09, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 11!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Jagged!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jagged is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 lands a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 11 launches a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Jagged hits Dorkness 11 with a loud jab to the nose. Dorkness 11 seems wobbly!
+Jagged clocks Dorkness 11 with a pair of punches to the temple!
+Jagged jolts Dorkness 11 with a volley of blows to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach!
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jagged hits Dorkness 11 with a pair of painful punches to the jaw!
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 jars Jagged with a nasty right to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 17 of 27 punches, and Jagged landed 22 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 11 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Jagged doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jagged is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 11 solidly lands a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 11 pops Jagged with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jagged strikes with a pair of nasty shots to the nose.
+Dorkness 11 lands a flurry of wild punches to the stomach! Jagged is hurt!
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+Jagged hits with a pair of painful punches to the eye.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 11 probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jagged catches Dorkness 11 with a series of painful punches to the nose. Dorkness 11 grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 11 lashes out with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
+Jagged nails Dorkness 11 with a flurry of blows to the temple. Dorkness 11 shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 16 of 24 punches, and Jagged landed 21 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!
Jagged doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jagged is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Jagged hurts Dorkness 11 with a pair of stinging blows to the ribs. Dorkness 11 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 probes with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Jagged punches Dorkness 11 with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs.
Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jagged throws a flurry of furious blows to the chest! Dorkness 11 beats a hasty retreat.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jagged catches Dorkness 11 with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose!
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+Jagged fires a volley of hard blows to the head.
+Dorkness 11 tags Jagged with a barrage of glancing blows to the ribs.
+Jagged belts Dorkness 11 with a series of painful punches to the head.
+Dorkness 11 hits with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
+Jagged catches Dorkness 11 with a volley of blows to the head. Dorkness 11 quickly recovers.
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+Jagged hits with a pair of mean blows to the head.
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+Jagged hits with a volley of punches to the jaw!!
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+Jagged jars Dorkness 11 with a jab to the ribs. Dorkness 11 gets mad!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 19 of 23 punches, and Jagged landed 44 of 44 punches.
Jagged won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 29-28
Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!
Jagged remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jagged is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Jagged punches Dorkness 11 with a pair of glancing shots to the jaw.
-Dorkness 11 probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Jagged backs up Dorkness 11 with a series of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Jagged jars Dorkness 11 with a mean jab to the chest.
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+Jagged pounds Dorkness 11 with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jagged annoys Dorkness 11 with a stiff uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a volley of painful shots to the solar plexus. Jagged ignores it.
+Dorkness 11 smashes Jagged with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus!!
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jagged pops Dorkness 11 with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 11 punches Jagged with a volley of commanding shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 15 of 25 punches, and Jagged landed 26 of 33 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 39-38
Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!
Jagged grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jagged is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 11 lands a pair of nice shots to the stomach!
+Jagged jars Dorkness 11 with a series of vicious punches to the jaw!!
+Jagged thumps Dorkness 11 with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 11 tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Jagged tries to land a volley of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Jagged shakes Dorkness 11 with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple!
Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 tosses a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Jagged pummels Dorkness 11 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 hits Jagged with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Jagged hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jagged paws a series of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the jaw.
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+Jagged thumps Dorkness 11 with a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 11 jars Jagged with a vicious uppercut to the chest.
+Jagged tags Dorkness 11 with a series of punches to the face!!
+Jagged hurts Dorkness 11 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 11 jolts Jagged with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 11 thumps Jagged with a wild uppercut to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 29 of 39 punches, and Jagged landed 44 of 59 punches.
Jagged won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Jagged grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jagged is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 11 nails Jagged with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the nose.
-Jagged charges with a pair of punches to the head, but misses.
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+Dorkness 11 solidly lands a commanding straight right to the stomach.
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-Jagged lashes out with a left straight right to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Jagged lands a flurry of hard shots to the jaw.
-Dorkness 11 throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Jagged ducks.
+Dorkness 11 grazes Jagged with a solid straight right to the stomach!
+Jagged smashes Dorkness 11 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 11 slams Jagged with a barrage of powerful shots to the stomach!
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+Jagged tags Dorkness 11 with a flurry of light punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 11 attempts a flurry of left blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jagged annoys Dorkness 11 with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Jagged slams Dorkness 11 with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw. Dorkness 11 is hurt!
Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 charges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Jagged stays away from it.
+Dorkness 11 attacks with a pair of hard blows to the ribs. Jagged ignores it.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jagged tattoos Dorkness 11 with a loud jab to the jaw.
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+Jagged hammers Dorkness 11 with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 24 of 39 punches, and Jagged landed 35 of 50 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 58-57
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Jagged is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jagged is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 thumps Jagged with a volley of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Jagged belts Dorkness 11 with a pair of wild punches to the head.
+Jagged fires a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach!
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+Dorkness 11 lands a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Jagged probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Jagged suprises Dorkness 11 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
+Jagged rocks Dorkness 11 with a series of punches to the mouth.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jagged throws a powerful jab to the face.
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+Dorkness 11 hits Jagged with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 11 hits Jagged with a volley of quick shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but Jagged steps aside and laughs.
+Jagged tags Dorkness 11 with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
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+Dorkness 11 hurts Jagged with a series of stiff blows to the chest.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jagged hits Dorkness 11 with a barrage of loud punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 31 of 40 punches, and Jagged landed 36 of 50 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 68-66
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Jagged is slowing down.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jagged is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 11 connects with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Jagged doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a heavy left to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 11 throws a series of off balance blows to the stomach. Jagged hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 scores with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Jagged charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Jagged throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Dorkness 11 quickly backs away.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 thumps Jagged with a volley of vicious blows to the ribs!! Jagged laughs!
Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Jagged backs out of it.
Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jagged tries to land a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 11 takes it in the forearms.
+Jagged catches Dorkness 11 with a pair of punches to the face.
+Jagged slams Dorkness 11 with a pair of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 11 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Jagged tosses a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
+Jagged whacks Dorkness 11 with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 11 solidly lands a commanding hook to the ribs. Jagged falls against the ropes!
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+Jagged wallops Dorkness 11 with a volley of punches to the jaw!
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+Jagged solidly lands a barrage of vicious blows to the chest.
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+Jagged attacks with a flurry of blows to the mouth!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 34 of 41 punches, and Jagged landed 31 of 57 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 78-75
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Jagged looks exhausted.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jagged bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 11 attacks with a flurry of mean blows to the stomach! Jagged falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 11 annoys Jagged with a series of stiff shots to the chest.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 wallops Jagged with a hard roundhouse to the chest.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 jolts Jagged with a quick hook to the chest!!
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-Jagged attempts a left cross to the face, but Dorkness 11 ties him up.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jagged pokes Dorkness 11 with a barrage of combinations to the chin.
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+Dorkness 11 throws a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
+Dorkness 11 nails Jagged with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Jagged launches a combination to the nose, but Dorkness 11 beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 39 of 40 punches, and Jagged landed 11 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 88-84
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Jagged collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jagged bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 11 attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs! Jagged covers up.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Jagged probes with a flurry of left combinations to the mouth, but Dorkness 11 hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 11 smacks Jagged with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 tosses a stiff uppercut to the stomach! Jagged backpedals to his own corner.
+Dorkness 11 staggers Jagged with a volley of powerful combinations to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 11 solidly lands a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 clocks Jagged with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
-Jagged lashes out with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but Dorkness 11 stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 11 whacks Jagged with a jab to the solar plexus!
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+Jagged tosses a pair of stinging punches to the head. Dorkness 11 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 37 of 39 punches, and Jagged landed 7 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 98-93
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Jagged can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jagged bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
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Jagged tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 pops Jagged with a pair of stiff blows to the ribs.
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-Jagged charges with a series of left combinations to the head, but Dorkness 11 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Jagged tries a right straight right to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 11 wakes up the fans with a pair of quick combinations to the solar plexus! Dorkness 11 strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Jagged collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Jagged can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Jagged 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 3: Jagged 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Jagged 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 3: Jagged 10-9
Round 4: Jagged 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 3: Jagged 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Jagged 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a technical knockout!
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