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(Lightweight) Shorty Macc defeated Army of Dorkness 11 by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Wednesday, September 02, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 133 pounds (60 kilograms) is Shorty Macc!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 11!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 11 hits Shorty with a flurry of solid shots to the jaw. Shorty seems wobbly!
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 belts Shorty with a solid straight right to the mouth.
Dorkness 11 lands a ferocious left hook and Shorty is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Shorty struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Shorty hits with a pair of hard shots to the eye. Dorkness 11 covers up.
Shorty lands a powerful haymaker and Dorkness 11 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Dorkness 11 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 jars Shorty with a series of quick punches to the eye. Shorty covers up.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 catches Shorty with a volley of strong shots to the chin.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty solidly lands a volley of punches to the eye.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Shorty jolts Dorkness 11 with a light straight right to the mouth. Dorkness 11 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 11 fires a volley of stinging punches to the head.
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+Shorty punches Dorkness 11 with a hook to the nose. Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 11 tosses Shorty with an elbow! That was totally uncalled for!
+Dorkness 11 belts Shorty with a flurry of loud blows to the head.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 jolts Shorty with a pair of stinging shots to the head.
Dorkness 11 lands a ferocious right haymaker and Shorty is knocked out of the ring!!

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Shorty struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Shorty shakes Dorkness 11 with a volley of powerful shots to the jaw.
Shorty lands a slow motion right blow to the temple and Dorkness 11's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 11 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 11 annoys Shorty with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw! Shorty hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Shorty fires a hook to the eye.
+Shorty tosses a pair of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 11 retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty Macc landed 17 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 22 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 10-9


Shorty doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty paws a left hook to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 11 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 11 annoys Shorty with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 11 tags Shorty with a loud uppercut to the chest. Shorty sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty attacks with a series of blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 11 retreats to the far corner.
+Shorty shakes Dorkness 11 with a pair of nasty blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 11 doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty Macc landed 14 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 14 of 17 punches.

Shorty Macc won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Shorty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Shorty staggers Dorkness 11 with a volley of punches to the stomach!
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 suprises Shorty with a uppercut to the chest.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 annoys Shorty with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 11 solidly lands a hook to the chest. Shorty is hurt!
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-Shorty attempts a volley of blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 11 backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty connects with a volley of vicious blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty Macc landed 14 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 20 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 29-28


Shorty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 11 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Shorty probes with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 11 steps aside and laughs.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 pokes Shorty with a barrage of shots to the ribs! Shorty beats a hasty retreat.
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+Shorty catches Dorkness 11 with a series of stiff blows to the stomach.
+Shorty attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus!
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the jaw.
+Shorty attacks with a pair of hard blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 11 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty backs up Dorkness 11 with a pair of vicious shots to the chest.
+Dorkness 11 hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 11 jars Shorty with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 11 belts Shorty with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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-Shorty tries to land a pair of right blows to the chest, but Dorkness 11 stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Shorty escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty Macc landed 19 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 20 of 23 punches.

Shorty Macc won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Shorty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 11 is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 11 punches Shorty with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty strikes with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 11 tattoos Shorty with a pair of commanding shots to the stomach.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 hits Shorty with a pair of nasty shots to the ribs.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty tosses a barrage of shots to the chest.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Shorty fires a series of shots to the chest.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 clocks Shorty with a series of strong blows to the solar plexus!
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty Macc landed 23 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 21 of 33 punches.

Shorty Macc won the round 10-9

Shorty Macc is winning the fight 48-47


Shorty is obviously tired.

Dorkness 11 is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Shorty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 tries a pair of blows to the ribs, but Shorty takes it in the forearms.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 11 scores with a strong hook to the solar plexus.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Shorty escapes.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shorty paws a left left to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Shorty lands a flurry of light punches to the chest.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 11 grazes Shorty with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Shorty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty hits with a series of nice shots to the chest!!
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 pops Shorty with a series of nice punches to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty Macc landed 18 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 22 of 33 punches.

Shorty Macc won the round 10-9

Shorty Macc is winning the fight 58-56


Shorty is slowing down.

Dorkness 11 looks exhausted.



ROUND 7

Shorty fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Shorty punches Dorkness 11 with a volley of blows to the temple.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Shorty probes with a flurry of blows to the temple, but Dorkness 11 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 11 fires a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Shorty ducks.
+Shorty pokes Dorkness 11 with a hard hook to the head.
Shorty lands a vicious uppercut and Dorkness 11 is knocked down!!

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Dorkness 11 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty tosses a volley of glancing shots to the mouth.
+Dorkness 11 hits with a roundhouse to the chest.
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-Dorkness 11 charges with a hook to the chest, but falls short.
+Shorty annoys Dorkness 11 with a volley of light punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 11 strikes with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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Shorty tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shorty tosses a volley of mean shots to the jaw.
Shorty lands a powerful punch in the nose and Dorkness 11 drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Shorty Macc wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Shorty is slowing down.

Dorkness 11 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 2: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 4: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 5: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 6: Shorty Macc 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 2: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 4: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 5: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 6: Shorty Macc 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 2: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 4: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 5: Shorty Macc 10-9
Round 6: Shorty Macc 10-9

Shorty Macc wins by a knockout!