Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\993288.htm on local disk...(Lightweight) Army of Dorkness 11 defeated Whacky LightWeight by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Wednesday, August 12, 2015In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 132 pounds (60 kilograms) is Whacky LightWeight!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 11!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lightweight throws a series of quick punches to the temple.
-Dorkness 11 charges with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Lightweight ties him up.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lightweight lands a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lightweight hurts Dorkness 11 with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Lightweight pops Dorkness 11 with a pair of off balance punches to the nose! Dorkness 11 shakes his head to clear it.
Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 throws a series of right punches to the chest, but Lightweight hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 26 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 9 of 23 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 10-9
Lightweight doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 11 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Lightweight throws a left to the solar plexus. Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 11 drills Lightweight with a volley of light punches to the chest!!
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-Dorkness 11 fires a volley of shots to the ribs, but Lightweight steps aside and laughs.
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-Lightweight charges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 11 hides behind his gloves.
-Dorkness 11 tries to land a left cross to the chest, but Lightweight stays away from it.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lightweight belts Dorkness 11 with a commanding jab to the stomach.
-Dorkness 11 probes with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Lightweight deftly avoits it.
Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lightweight clocks Dorkness 11 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lightweight fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 11 fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Lightweight beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 26 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 10 of 22 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 20-18
Lightweight doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 11 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Lightweight lands a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 11 seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 11 solidly lands a uppercut to the stomach.
-Lightweight attempts a straight right to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 11 narrowly avoids it
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+Lightweight attacks with a solid cross to the ribs.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 11 throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Lightweight leaps aside.
-Dorkness 11 tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 11 tries a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Lightweight ducks just in time.
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+Lightweight throws a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 11 seems wobbly!
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+Lightweight hits with a loud sweeping right to the stomach. Dorkness 11 doesn't seem bothered.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 26 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 30-27
Lightweight doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Lightweight is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 11 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Dorkness 11 attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but Lightweight quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 11 belts Lightweight with a series of mean shots to the temple.
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+Dorkness 11 connects with a flurry of hard crosses to the eye.
Dorkness 11 lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Lightweight goes down!!
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Lightweight struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Lightweight tosses a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 11 fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Lightweight deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a flurry of hooks to the head, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 11 thumps Lightweight with a series of light punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 11 tries a flurry of right shots to the face, but Lightweight stays away from it.
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+Lightweight pummels Dorkness 11 with a pair of glancing hooks to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 15 of 38 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-8
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 38-37
Lightweight remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 11 tries a pair of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Lightweight solidly lands a volley of mean punches to the ribs. Dorkness 11 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 11 charges with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Lightweight steps aside.
+Lightweight belts Dorkness 11 with a jab to the ribs.
Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lightweight paws a series of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Lightweight tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 11 backs out of it.
-Dorkness 11 attacks with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Lightweight punches Dorkness 11 with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lightweight fires a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs. Dorkness 11 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dorkness 11 hits with a series of stiff blows to the stomach.
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+Lightweight takes charge with a nice roundhouse to the solar plexus!
Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 clocks Lightweight with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 11 throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but Lightweight beats a hasty retreat.
Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 pokes Lightweight with a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 25 of 39 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 16 of 38 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 48-46
Lightweight remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 11 whacks Lightweight with a nice uppercut to the stomach.
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+Lightweight fires a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 11 throws a series of left blows to the chest, but Lightweight steps aside.
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+Lightweight smacks Dorkness 11 with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lightweight suprises Dorkness 11 with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 11 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Lightweight rocks Dorkness 11 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Lightweight probes with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 11 covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 11 nails Lightweight with a flurry of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 11 thumps Lightweight with a barrage of vicious shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 11 scores with a series of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 11 attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Dorkness 11 charges with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 20 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 16 of 44 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 57-56
Lightweight grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 11 stuns Lightweight with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 11 fires a series of right shots to the ribs, but Lightweight deftly avoits it.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lightweight drills Dorkness 11 with a series of punches to the ribs.
Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 11 charges with a hook to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Lightweight tags Dorkness 11 with a pair of stinging punches to the chest!
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-Dorkness 11 tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but Lightweight hides behind his gloves.
+Lightweight shakes Dorkness 11 with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 11 fires a series of left shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Lightweight solidly lands a barrage of glancing punches to the chest. Dorkness 11 grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 11 jolts Lightweight with a pair of heavy blows to the stomach.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lightweight lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Lightweight jars Dorkness 11 with a pair of shots to the stomach.
+Dorkness 11 slams Lightweight with a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 26 of 39 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 18 of 34 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 67-65
Lightweight grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 11 throws a series of punches to the ribs. Lightweight backpedals to his own corner.
+Lightweight jars Dorkness 11 with a hook to the face.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but Lightweight quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 11 attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 11 lunges with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Lightweight ties him up.
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+Lightweight wallops Dorkness 11 with a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lightweight hits with a series of nice punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 11 lunges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Lightweight tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 11 ties him up.
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-Dorkness 11 fires a volley of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 22 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 18 of 41 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 76-75
Lightweight grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 11 is brawling. (inside)
+Lightweight whacks Dorkness 11 with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple. Dorkness 11 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Lightweight suprises Dorkness 11 with a volley of commanding punches to the nose. Dorkness 11 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dorkness 11 paws a series of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 11 probes with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but misses.
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+Lightweight hurts Dorkness 11 with a pair of mean punches to the head!! Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 11 solidly lands a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 11 throws a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Dorkness 11 smashes Lightweight with a pair of loud shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 11 punches Lightweight with a barrage of painful shots to the chest.
+Lightweight pounds Dorkness 11 with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw. Dorkness 11 gets mad!
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+Lightweight hits with a wild jab to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 32 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 16 of 42 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Lightweight is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 11 is brawling. (inside)
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+Lightweight whacks Dorkness 11 with a left to the nose.
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+Lightweight hits with a flurry of punches to the eye. Dorkness 11 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Lightweight nails Dorkness 11 with a series of punches to the head.
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+Lightweight staggers Dorkness 11 with a hard jab to the nose.
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+Dorkness 11 hits Lightweight with a pair of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
+Lightweight rocks Dorkness 11 with a series of punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 11 attacks with a volley of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Lightweight annoys Dorkness 11 with a series of vicious punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 11 strikes with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 11 throws a hook to the stomach, but falls short.
+Lightweight hammers Dorkness 11 with a series of blows to the chin. Dorkness 11 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 11 jars Lightweight with a flurry of furious shots to the chest.
-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 11 attempts a right to the stomach, but Lightweight quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 32 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 17 of 43 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 95-94
Lightweight is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 11 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 hits Lightweight with a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 11 lunges with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 punches Lightweight with a flurry of off balance blows to the chest.
Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lightweight paws a series of left punches to the temple, but Dorkness 11 ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Lightweight escapes.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lightweight attacks with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Dorkness 11 leaps aside.
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+Lightweight lands a volley of powerful punches to the chin.
+Dorkness 11 attacks with a hook to the ribs.
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-Lightweight fires a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 11 ducks just in time.
-Dorkness 11 paws a sweeping right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Lightweight hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple.
+Lightweight drills Dorkness 11 with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
+Lightweight shakes Dorkness 11 with a off balance jab to the temple. Dorkness 11 doesn't notice.
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+Lightweight punches Dorkness 11 with a heavy cross to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 11 throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Lightweight charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 11 escapes.
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+Lightweight lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 11 beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 27 of 54 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 19 of 38 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 105-103
Lightweight is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 11 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 11 is brawling. (inside)
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+Lightweight solidly lands a barrage of light punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 11 catches Lightweight with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw. Lightweight hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 11 scores with a series of stinging blows to the jaw. Lightweight asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkness 11 lands a blood spattering right smash to the jaw and Lightweight's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Lightweight collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 11 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 2: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 3: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8
Round 5: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 2: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 3: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8
Round 5: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 2: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 3: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8
Round 5: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a knockout!
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