Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\992854.htm on local disk...(Lightweight) Army of Dorkness 11 defeated The End of Civilization by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Wednesday, August 05, 2015In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is The End of Civilization!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 11!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Civilization clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Civilization shakes Dorkness 11 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 11 solidly lands a barrage of punches to the jaw. Civilization asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 11 hammers Civilization with a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
Dorkness 11 lands a beautiful uppercut and Civilization staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Civilization struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 11 attacks with a series of shots to the nose.
+Dorkness 11 attacks with a pair of blows to the face. Civilization is hurt!
-Dorkness 11 launches a uppercut to the chin, but only hits air.
+Dorkness 11 lands a barrage of light shots to the eye.
Dorkness 11 lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Civilization is flattened!!
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Civilization struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 11 paws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Civilization probes with a volley of left shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 11 charges with a right hook to the jaw, but Civilization beats a hasty retreat.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Civilization strikes with a series of blows to the head.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Civilization suprises Dorkness 11 with a volley of blows to the eye.
Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 lashes out with Civilization with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Civilization connects with a volley of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 11 backpedals to his own corner.
Civilization lands a vicious haymaker and Dorkness 11 collapses!!
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Dorkness 11 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Civilization strikes with a volley of vicious shots to the eye.
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+Civilization throws a barrage of shots to the head!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The End of Civilization landed 16 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 12 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 10-9
Civilization doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.
ROUND 2
Civilization clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Civilization throws a series of blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 11 leaps aside.
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+Civilization stuns Dorkness 11 with a flurry of stiff shots to the chest.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 throws a right uppercut to the stomach, but Civilization ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 11 backs up Civilization with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Civilization asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Civilization probes with a series of left blows to the chest, but falls short.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Civilization whacks Dorkness 11 with a hook to the ribs. Dorkness 11 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Civilization throws a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The End of Civilization landed 14 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 8 of 16 punches.
The End of Civilization won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Civilization remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.
ROUND 3
Civilization clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Civilization catches Dorkness 11 with a left to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a volley of furious blows to the ribs.
+Dorkness 11 annoys Civilization with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Civilization blocks.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Civilization charges with a series of shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 11 ties him up.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Civilization probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The End of Civilization landed 11 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 12 of 24 punches.
The End of Civilization won the round 10-9
The End of Civilization is winning the fight 29-28
Civilization grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Civilization clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Civilization attacks with a jab to the stomach. Dorkness 11 grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 11 takes charge with a series of hard blows to the ribs. Civilization covers up.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a left left to the chest, but Civilization ties him up.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 drills Civilization with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Civilization stuns Dorkness 11 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The End of Civilization landed 12 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 11 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Civilization is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 11 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Civilization clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Civilization attempts a left to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 drills Civilization with a pair of mean punches to the ribs!
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 wakes up the fans with a barrage of solid blows to the ribs!! Civilization is hurt!
-Dorkness 11 charges with a left uppercut to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Civilization slams Dorkness 11 with a series of light blows to the chest.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Civilization attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Civilization strikes with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 11 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The End of Civilization landed 17 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 15 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 48-47
Civilization looks exhausted. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 11 is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Civilization clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 grazes Civilization with a pair of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 11 pokes Civilization with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Civilization throws a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Civilization quickly backs away.
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-Civilization attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Civilization throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but misses.
Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Civilization tries a volley of left shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 11 tries to land a flurry of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Civilization tags Dorkness 11 with a strong hook to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The End of Civilization landed 12 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 10 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 58-56
Civilization collapses limply onto his stool. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 11 is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Civilization clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Civilization attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 11 ties him up.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Civilization throws a series of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a series of nasty shots to the ribs!!
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Civilization fires a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 11 takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Civilization tosses a volley of shots to the chest.
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-Civilization attacks with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 11 attacks with a wild uppercut to the stomach. Civilization is hurt!
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-Civilization attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 11 stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The End of Civilization landed 10 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 11 landed 12 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 68-65
Civilization receives medical attention from his trainer. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 11 is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Civilization grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 11 smacks Civilization with a barrage of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 11 lands a blood spattering blow to the head and Civilization lands flat on his back!!
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Civilization struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Civilization annoys Dorkness 11 with a barrage of blows to the head.
-Dorkness 11 throws a series of right shots to the chest, but Civilization ducks.
Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Civilization attempts a volley of blows to the chin, but misses.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Civilization hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Civilization throws a pair of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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Civilization tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 shakes Civilization with a pair of blows to the stomach. Dorkness 11 is jabbing and laughing! Civilization collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Civilization can't remember which corner is his. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 11 is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 2: The End of Civilization 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 2: The End of Civilization 10-9
Round 3: The End of Civilization 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 2: The End of Civilization 10-9
Round 3: The End of Civilization 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a technical knockout!
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