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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 10 defeated The Hitchhiker VII by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.

Match Wednesday, July 29, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 10!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is The Hitchhiker VII!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Hitchhiker Vii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+The Hitchhiker Vii rocks Dorkness 10 with a flurry of commanding blows to the mouth.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Hitchhiker Vii attempts a series of blows to the face, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 10 pounds The Hitchhiker Vii with a series of strong blows to the ribs!! The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Hitchhiker Vii tosses a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 8 of 17 punches, and The Hitchhiker VII landed 13 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 10 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.

The Hitchhiker Vii doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 2

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Hitchhiker Vii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dorkness 10 tries to land a volley of right shots to the chest, but The Hitchhiker Vii backs out of it.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Hitchhiker Vii smacks Dorkness 10 with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach. Dorkness 10 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Hitchhiker Vii jars Dorkness 10 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 10 doesn't seem bothered.
+Dorkness 10 pummels The Hitchhiker Vii with a series of mean shots to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 9 of 16 punches, and The Hitchhiker VII landed 12 of 24 punches.

The Hitchhiker VII won the round 10-9

The Hitchhiker VII is winning the fight 20-19


Dorkness 10 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

The Hitchhiker Vii doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 3

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Hitchhiker Vii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.

The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Hitchhiker Vii shakes Dorkness 10 with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 10 throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but The Hitchhiker Vii stays away from it.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 lands a barrage of stinging blows to the chest. The Hitchhiker Vii doesn't seem bothered.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Hitchhiker Vii throws a roundhouse to the chest. Dorkness 10 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 10 tags The Hitchhiker Vii with a barrage of loud blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 12 of 24 punches, and The Hitchhiker VII landed 15 of 26 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

The Hitchhiker VII is winning the fight 30-29


Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

The Hitchhiker Vii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 4

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Hitchhiker Vii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Hitchhiker Vii lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 10 backs up The Hitchhiker Vii with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 10 charges with a left roundhouse to the ribs, but The Hitchhiker Vii ducks just in time.
-The Hitchhiker Vii tries to land a series of left blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.

+The Hitchhiker Vii pops Dorkness 10 with a volley of strong punches to the chest.
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+The Hitchhiker Vii lashes out with a volley of shots to the ribs.
+Dorkness 10 nails The Hitchhiker Vii with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 10 of 25 punches, and The Hitchhiker VII landed 11 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

The Hitchhiker Vii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 5

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Hitchhiker Vii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 10 annoys The Hitchhiker Vii with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Hitchhiker Vii lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!!
-The Hitchhiker Vii throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 10 pops The Hitchhiker Vii with a series of shots to the solar plexus. The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Hitchhiker Vii pounds Dorkness 10 with a pair of painful shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 10 charges with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 13 of 24 punches, and The Hitchhiker VII landed 11 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 49-48


Dorkness 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

The Hitchhiker Vii is obviously tired.


ROUND 6

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Hitchhiker Vii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Hitchhiker Vii smashes Dorkness 10 with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach!!
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Hitchhiker Vii lands a volley of painful blows to the ribs.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Hitchhiker Vii lashes out with a series of blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 10 quickly backs away.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Hitchhiker Vii lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 10 pounds The Hitchhiker Vii with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 10 attacks with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 10 scores with a left to the ribs.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Hitchhiker Vii tattoos Dorkness 10 with a nice hook to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 12 of 26 punches, and The Hitchhiker VII landed 12 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 59-57


Dorkness 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

The Hitchhiker Vii is obviously tired.


ROUND 7

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Hitchhiker Vii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+The Hitchhiker Vii solidly lands a volley of painful punches to the stomach.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 connects with a flurry of glancing shots to the solar plexus!!
+The Hitchhiker Vii solidly lands a volley of hard shots to the ribs!
+Dorkness 10 backs up The Hitchhiker Vii with a hard straight right to the chest.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-The Hitchhiker Vii fires a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-The Hitchhiker Vii throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 10 ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 13 of 24 punches, and The Hitchhiker VII landed 13 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 69-66


Dorkness 10 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

The Hitchhiker Vii is slowing down.


ROUND 8

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Hitchhiker Vii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 10 wakes up the fans with a series of blows to the stomach. The Hitchhiker Vii doesn't notice.
+Dorkness 10 pummels The Hitchhiker Vii with a powerful cross to the chest. The Hitchhiker Vii beats a hasty retreat.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Hitchhiker Vii attempts a barrage of shots to the nose, but Dorkness 10 blocks.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Hitchhiker Vii lashes out with a barrage of mean blows to the eye. Dorkness 10 ignores it.
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-Dorkness 10 attacks with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but The Hitchhiker Vii steps aside.
+Dorkness 10 hits with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Hitchhiker Vii pokes Dorkness 10 with a series of furious punches to the mouth.
The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 16 of 23 punches, and The Hitchhiker VII landed 14 of 36 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 79-75


Dorkness 10 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

The Hitchhiker Vii looks exhausted.


ROUND 9

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Hitchhiker Vii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 10 tags The Hitchhiker Vii with a strong right to the chest.
-The Hitchhiker Vii tries to land a series of left punches to the nose, but misses.
The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 10 pummels The Hitchhiker Vii with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus. The Hitchhiker Vii gets mad!
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-The Hitchhiker Vii attempts a uppercut to the head, but Dorkness 10 ducks.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Hitchhiker Vii tattoos Dorkness 10 with a roundhouse to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 10 throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 backs up The Hitchhiker Vii with a series of light shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 19 of 26 punches, and The Hitchhiker VII landed 10 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 89-84


Dorkness 10 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

The Hitchhiker Vii collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 10

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Hitchhiker Vii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 10 wakes up the fans with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Hitchhiker Vii launches a sweeping right to the face, but misses completely.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Hitchhiker Vii shakes Dorkness 10 with a flurry of nice shots to the eye.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+The Hitchhiker Vii throws a series of heavy blows to the jaw!!
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+Dorkness 10 throws a heavy roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Hitchhiker Vii tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Hitchhiker Vii tries to land a series of blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 10 fires a series of mean blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 17 of 23 punches, and The Hitchhiker VII landed 10 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 99-93


Dorkness 10 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

The Hitchhiker Vii can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.


ROUND 11

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Hitchhiker Vii is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+The Hitchhiker Vii strikes with a pair of nasty blows to the chin.
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+Dorkness 10 scores with a volley of nice blows to the chest. The Hitchhiker Vii is hurt! Dorkness 10 strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. The Hitchhiker Vii can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 10 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

The Hitchhiker Vii can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 2: The Hitchhiker VII 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 2: The Hitchhiker VII 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 2: The Hitchhiker VII 10-9
Round 3: The Hitchhiker VII 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 wins by a technical knockout!