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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Bantam Soldier by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, July 29, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Bantam Soldier!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Soldier tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 5 throws Soldier with a bite to the ear! Boo! Boo!
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Soldier with a flurry of glancing combinations to the temple.
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-Soldier fires a series of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 5 belts Soldier with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
Dorkness 5 lands a quick blow to the head and Soldier staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Soldier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Soldier with a barrage of mean combinations to the chin.
+Dorkness 5 pummels Soldier with a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
Dorkness 5 lands a quick right blow to the temple and Soldier lands flat on his back!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Soldier grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!