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(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Hot Off The Shelf by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Monday, July 20, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 107 pounds (49 kilograms) is Hot Off The Shelf!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Shelf is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Shelf paws a right jab to the jaw, but Dorkness 2 backs out of it.
+Dorkness 2 tags Shelf with a pair of powerful punches to the chin.
+Dorkness 2 hits Shelf with a flurry of hard punches to the eye.
+Dorkness 2 connects with a pair of quick combinations to the head.
Dorkness 2 lands a beautiful left smash to the jaw and Shelf is knocked out of the ring!!

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Shelf struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of right combinations to the mouth, but misses.
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-Shelf probes with a series of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Shelf throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 2 ducks.
+Shelf smashes Dorkness 2 with a vicious straight right to the head.
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+Dorkness 2 takes charge with Shelf with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Shelf throws a jab to the eye! Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
-Dorkness 2 tries a pair of combinations to the jaw, but Shelf deftly avoits it.
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+Shelf stuns Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the head! Dorkness 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Shelf strikes with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw. Dorkness 2 laughs!
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The fighters circle.
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a series of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 2 tattoos Shelf with a series of heavy combinations to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hot Off The Shelf landed 18 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-8


Shelf doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Shelf is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Shelf throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Shelf attempts a flurry of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
+Shelf jars Dorkness 2 with a series of punches to the face.
-Dorkness 2 launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Shelf ties him up.
-Shelf fires a barrage of combinations to the eye, but Dorkness 2 escapes.
-Shelf paws a flurry of combinations to the face, but to no avail.
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+Shelf catches Dorkness 2 with a commanding left to the chin.
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+Shelf fires a series of off balance punches to the chin!!
-Shelf attacks with a flurry of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 2 throws a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a volley of combinations to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Shelf clocks Dorkness 2 with a straight right to the chin.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a glancing jab to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hot Off The Shelf landed 21 of 44 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 12 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 20-18


Shelf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Shelf is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Shelf probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Dorkness 2 escapes.
-Dorkness 2 tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Shelf quickly backs away.
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-Shelf tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Shelf charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Shelf attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Dorkness 2 backs out of it.
+Dorkness 2 smashes Shelf with a series of combinations to the chest.
+Dorkness 2 takes charge with a volley of combinations to the stomach.
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+Shelf shakes Dorkness 2 with a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw.
+Shelf pummels Dorkness 2 with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
-Shelf probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Shelf clocks Dorkness 2 with a pair of strong blows to the chin.
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-Shelf attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of combinations to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Shelf lashes out with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hot Off The Shelf landed 21 of 55 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 30-27


Shelf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Shelf is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Dorkness 2 throws a combination to the chest, but misses.
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-Shelf throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a series of combinations to the stomach, but Shelf deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 2 pummels Shelf with a pair of off balance combinations to the stomach.
-Shelf throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Shelf clocks Dorkness 2 with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Shelf attempts a series of combinations to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Shelf probes with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Dorkness 2 staggers Shelf with a volley of stinging combinations to the chest. Shelf sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of combinations to the ribs, but Shelf steps aside.
-Shelf throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 2 leaps aside.
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-Shelf launches a volley of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Shelf paws a series of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Shelf throws a volley of hard combinations to the nose.
+Shelf tags Dorkness 2 with a series of powerful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hot Off The Shelf landed 20 of 55 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 12 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 40-36


Shelf is obviously tired.

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Shelf is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 2 lands a flurry of painful punches to the stomach. Shelf falls against the ropes!
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-Shelf fires a series of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 covers himself well.
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-Shelf throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Dorkness 2 throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Shelf lashes out with a left straight right to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Shelf pummels Dorkness 2 with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs. Dorkness 2 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Shelf thumps Dorkness 2 with a mean left to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Shelf leaps aside.
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-Shelf charges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 backs out of it.
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-Shelf attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 narrowly avoids it
+Dorkness 2 slams Shelf with a flurry of powerful combinations to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hot Off The Shelf landed 13 of 42 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 10 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 50-45


Shelf is slowing down.

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Shelf is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Shelf attacks with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth!
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+Shelf wallops Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but Shelf leaps aside.
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-Shelf probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Shelf attacks with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 2 steps aside.
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+Shelf stuns Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Dorkness 2 wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Shelf throws a left roundhouse to the head, but Dorkness 2 steps aside and laughs.
-Shelf throws a series of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 2 escapes.
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-Shelf paws a pair of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Dorkness 2 strikes with a nasty jab to the solar plexus.
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-Shelf probes with a series of left punches to the head, but Dorkness 2 escapes.
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-Shelf throws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Dorkness 2 deftly avoits it.
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-Shelf lashes out with a volley of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hot Off The Shelf landed 17 of 55 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 12 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 60-54


Shelf looks exhausted.

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Shelf is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Shelf probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 2 ties him up.
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-Shelf probes with a volley of combinations to the eye, but goes wide.
-Shelf lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Shelf throws a right roundhouse to the eye, but to no avail.
-Shelf throws a series of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 2 jars Shelf with a pair of vicious combinations to the chest.
-Dorkness 2 tries to land a jab to the solar plexus, but Shelf covers himself well.
-Dorkness 2 tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-Shelf attempts a right sweeping right to the nose, but Dorkness 2 covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 2 nails Shelf with a volley of combinations to the stomach.
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+Shelf connects with a pair of strong punches to the face. Dorkness 2 laughs!
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-Shelf attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Shelf attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 2 narrowly avoids it
+Shelf tags Dorkness 2 with a left to the eye. Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
+Shelf tosses a series of quick punches to the chin.
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-Shelf probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Dorkness 2 deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hot Off The Shelf landed 14 of 57 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 70-63


Shelf collapses limply onto his stool.

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Shelf is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 2 whacks Shelf with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
Dorkness 2 lands a mighty left hook and Shelf drops like a stone!!

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Shelf struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Shelf charges with a roundhouse to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a jab to the eye, but falls short.
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-Shelf charges with a volley of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Dorkness 2 connects with a volley of punches to the head!
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+Dorkness 2 pops Shelf with a volley of punches to the nose! Shelf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 2 lands a mighty blow to the head and Shelf staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Shelf receives medical attention from his trainer. He has a bloody nose.

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Hot Off The Shelf 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Round 2: Hot Off The Shelf 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!