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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 10 defeated Feather ZWIP Dancer by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Wednesday, July 15, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 10!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is Feather ZWIP Dancer!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dancer attacks with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 10 hits with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dancer launches a volley of punches to the head, but falls short.
+Dancer suprises Dorkness 10 with a pair of nice punches to the face!!
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-Dorkness 10 probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 10 lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Dancer tags Dorkness 10 with a series of furious blows to the chin.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 10 attempts a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Dancer ties him up.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 drills Dancer with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 8 of 22 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 22 of 33 punches.

Feather ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 10 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dancer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dancer tags Dorkness 10 with a flurry of quick punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 10 paws a series of right shots to the chest, but only hits air.
-Dorkness 10 tries to land a series of right blows to the chest, but Dancer takes it in the forearms.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 10 jolts Dancer with a flurry of light shots to the solar plexus! Dancer falls against the ropes!
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer throws a flurry of vicious punches to the chest!
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 tries a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Dancer jars Dorkness 10 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dancer punches Dorkness 10 with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 7 of 23 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 19 of 31 punches.

Feather ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 10 doesn't even want to rest!

Dancer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dancer hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus! Dorkness 10 grimaces in pain.
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+Dancer hits Dorkness 10 with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 10 falls against the ropes!
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer lands a commanding jab to the ribs. Dorkness 10 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 10 paws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Dancer hides behind his gloves.
-Dorkness 10 launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Dancer probes with a series of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer slams Dorkness 10 with a off balance sweeping right to the ribs! Dorkness 10 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 10 catches Dancer with a flurry of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 20 of 34 punches.

Feather ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 10 doesn't even want to rest!

Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancer attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dancer backs up Dorkness 10 with a volley of commanding punches to the nose.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 charges with a volley of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 10 attempts a right roundhouse to the stomach, but misses.
+Dorkness 10 hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 10 launches a uppercut to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dancer attempts a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Dorkness 10 quickly backs away.
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+Dancer strikes with a flurry of punches to the head!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 8 of 23 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 18 of 33 punches.

Feather ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 10 doesn't even want to rest!

Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 10 attempts a uppercut to the stomach, but Dancer ties him up.
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-Dorkness 10 lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 paws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dancer stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 10 probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Dancer ties him up.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 10 tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but Dancer leaps aside.
-Dorkness 10 throws a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Dorkness 10 attacks with a barrage of hard shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 10 rocks Dancer with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 11 of 42 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 5 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dancer fires a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
+Dancer tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the nose. Dorkness 10 ignores it.
+Dorkness 10 slams Dancer with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 10 tries to land a left straight right to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Dancer attempts a barrage of right blows to the nose, but Dorkness 10 stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 10 fires a cross to the chest, but Dancer blocks.
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+Dorkness 10 pounds Dancer with a painful right to the ribs.
-Dorkness 10 probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 10 probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkness 10 tries to land a series of blows to the ribs, but Dancer ducks.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 throws a series of blows to the chest, but Dancer escapes.
+Dancer hits with a flurry of hard punches to the temple.
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-Dancer probes with a right to the face, but to no avail.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 15 of 42 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 19 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 58-56


Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 10 solidly lands a nice cross to the chest. Dancer quickly recovers.
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+Dancer drills Dorkness 10 with a painful jab to the eye!! Dorkness 10 grimaces in pain.
+Dancer nails Dorkness 10 with a series of punches to the eye.
+Dorkness 10 tosses a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
-Dancer probes with a volley of blows to the nose, but Dorkness 10 ties him up.
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-Dorkness 10 charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 throws a right uppercut to the stomach, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 10 charges with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Dancer narrowly avoids it
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+Dancer takes charge with a pair of punches to the eye. Dorkness 10 retreats to the far corner.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 fires a pair of punches to the chest, but Dancer steps aside.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 10 launches a series of punches to the chest, but Dancer stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 12 of 40 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 17 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Feather ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 67-66


Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dancer is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 10 attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkness 10 fires a volley of blows to the stomach, but Dancer blocks.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer hammers Dorkness 10 with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
-Dorkness 10 attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dancer lashes out with a series of shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 10 tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
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+Dancer throws a pair of solid punches to the face!!
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+Dorkness 10 connects with a pair of loud blows to the chest.
+Dorkness 10 throws a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus. Dancer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dancer charges with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Dorkness 10 narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 10 fires a pair of right shots to the chest, but Dancer quickly backs away.
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+Dancer fires a volley of loud punches to the face.
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+Dancer fires a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 13 of 39 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 20 of 36 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dancer is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dancer stuns Dorkness 10 with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 fires a series of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Dancer attempts a flurry of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 10 clocks Dancer with a pair of blows to the chest!
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-Dancer attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 10 probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Dancer steps aside.
+Dancer catches Dorkness 10 with a volley of glancing punches to the chin. Dorkness 10 beats a hasty retreat.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dancer fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 10 escapes.
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-Dorkness 10 probes with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Dancer escapes.
+Dancer jolts Dorkness 10 with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
-Dorkness 10 attempts a series of left shots to the stomach, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
+Dancer hits Dorkness 10 with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 10 smacks Dancer with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but Dancer narrowly avoids it

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 13 of 39 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 18 of 39 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 86-85


Dorkness 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dancer is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 10 paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 10 throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Dancer launches a volley of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 10 smacks Dancer with a volley of shots to the stomach.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer tattoos Dorkness 10 with a barrage of off balance punches to the head.
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-Dancer fires a series of punches to the nose, but Dorkness 10 narrowly avoids it
+Dancer throws a flurry of painful punches to the eye.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 tags Dancer with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 10 hits Dancer with a hook to the chest.
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-Dancer throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Dorkness 10 escapes.
+Dancer hits Dorkness 10 with a quick uppercut to the head.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dancer attempts a series of right punches to the head, but Dorkness 10 steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 10 fires a series of left blows to the stomach, but misses.
-Dancer probes with a series of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Dancer takes charge with a hard left to the chin.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkness 10 throws a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Dancer leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 15 of 42 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 27 of 53 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 96-94


Dorkness 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.

Dancer looks exhausted.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dancer smashes Dorkness 10 with a pair of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 10 is hurt!
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer tags Dorkness 10 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 10 probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dancer escapes.
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-Dancer paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 10 punches Dancer with a volley of painful blows to the ribs.
+Dancer slams Dorkness 10 with a volley of powerful punches to the head!
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-Dancer tries a flurry of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dancer fires a barrage of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Dancer fires a pair of right punches to the nose, but Dorkness 10 quickly backs away.
+Dorkness 10 pounds Dancer with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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-Dorkness 10 lunges with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Dancer wallops Dorkness 10 with a series of nasty punches to the face.
-Dorkness 10 launches a volley of right shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 10 annoys Dancer with a barrage of off balance blows to the chest.
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+Dancer scores with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 16 of 41 punches, and Feather ZWIP Dancer landed 21 of 56 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 106-103


Dorkness 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.

Dancer collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 10 is brawling. (inside)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 10 hits with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 10 attacks with a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Dancer blocks.
-Dancer lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 10 ducks just in time.
+Dancer stuns Dorkness 10 with a furious jab to the chin.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the eye.
-Dancer attacks with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 10 blocks.
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-Dorkness 10 paws a series of right shots to the eye, but fails to score.
+Dancer belts Dorkness 10 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 10 hits with a volley of blows to the head.
Dorkness 10 lands a powerful hook and Dancer is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 10 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.

Dancer receives medical attention from his trainer. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 10: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Feather ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 wins by a knockout!