Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\991500.htm on local disk...(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 11 defeated Michael Jordan by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, July 15, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 11!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Michael Jordan!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jordan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 11 tosses a solid jab to the eye. Jordan seems wobbly!
+Dorkness 11 pokes Jordan with a volley of nasty shots to the nose. Jordan retreats to the far corner.
Dorkness 11 lands a well placed uppercut and Jordan is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Jordan is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a knockout!
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