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(Light-Flyweight) Stupid Dancers defeated Cheez the Dork by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Monday, July 06, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Stupid Dancers!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Cheez the Dork!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dancers is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Cheez clocks Dancers with a barrage of powerful shots to the stomach.
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Dancers tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancers tags Cheez with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Cheez attacks with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Dancers tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez lashes out with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Dancers ducks just in time.
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+Dancers catches Cheez with a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Dancers tattoos Cheez with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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+Cheez shakes Dancers with a glancing hook to the solar plexus.
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+Dancers grazes Cheez with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 23 of 25 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 11 of 25 punches.

Stupid Dancers won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 10-9


Dancers doesn't want to stop fighting!

Cheez doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dancers is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Dancers annoys Cheez with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs. Cheez is hurt!
+Dancers hits with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
-Cheez lashes out with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dancers ties him up.
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+Cheez hurts Dancers with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs!
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Dancers tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancers tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancers lands a pair of heavy shots to the stomach.
-Cheez attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Dancers hits Cheez with a nice jab to the chest.
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+Dancers takes charge with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 23 of 23 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 11 of 25 punches.

Stupid Dancers won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 20-18


Dancers doesn't even want to rest!

Cheez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dancers is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Dancers tags Cheez with a commanding cross to the chest.
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-Cheez probes with a hook to the stomach, but Dancers stays away from it.
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+Dancers catches Cheez with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Cheez hits with a flurry of commanding blows to the stomach! Dancers falls against the ropes!
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+Dancers jolts Cheez with a series of commanding shots to the ribs. Cheez backpedals to his own corner.
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Dancers tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez catches Dancers with a series of heavy shots to the stomach!
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-Cheez launches a volley of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
Dancers tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancers punches Cheez with a flurry of glancing shots to the solar plexus. Cheez seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 22 of 24 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 11 of 24 punches.

Stupid Dancers won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 30-27


Dancers doesn't even want to rest!

Cheez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dancers is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Dancers tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez tosses a volley of nice blows to the stomach.
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+Dancers jars Cheez with a volley of punches to the chest!!
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-Cheez lunges with a volley of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Dancers hammers Cheez with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dancers staggers Cheez with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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Dancers tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez tries a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Dancers connects with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 21 of 24 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 12 of 24 punches.

Stupid Dancers won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 40-36


Dancers remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Cheez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dancers is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Dancers tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez tags Dancers with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Cheez hits Dancers with a pair of vicious blows to the stomach.
Dancers tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez charges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Cheez launches a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Dancers stays away from it.
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+Dancers solidly lands a flurry of furious punches to the head. Cheez laughs!
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+Dancers tags Cheez with a series of punches to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 7 of 7 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 12 of 26 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 49-46


Dancers remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Cheez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Dancers is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cheez fights inside. (inside)

+Cheez lands a series of mean shots to the ribs. Dancers sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dancers smashes Cheez with a series of nasty punches to the chest!!
-Cheez attacks with a volley of blows to the chest, but Dancers quickly backs away.
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+Cheez smacks Dancers with a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus. Dancers doesn't notice.
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+Dancers connects with a series of commanding shots to the solar plexus. Cheez backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dancers wakes up the fans with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach. Cheez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dancers pops Cheez with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Cheez lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Cheez thumps Dancers with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Cheez tosses a pair of strong shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dancers attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Cheez paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dancers backs out of it.
+Dancers throws a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Dancers smashes Cheez with a powerful left to the ribs.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 31 of 33 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 22 of 42 punches.

Stupid Dancers won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 59-55


Dancers remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dancers is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez fights inside. (inside)

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-Cheez fires a pair of shots to the chest, but Dancers ties him up.
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+Cheez jolts Dancers with a barrage of wild shots to the ribs.
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-Cheez throws a right uppercut to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Cheez scores with a heavy right to the solar plexus.
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-Cheez paws a series of punches to the stomach, but Dancers deftly avoits it.
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-Cheez attacks with a cross to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Dancers tosses a pair of shots to the temple. Cheez hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Cheez belts Dancers with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 8 of 8 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 15 of 42 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 68-65


Dancers remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dancers is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cheez fights inside. (inside)

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+Dancers throws a pair of light punches to the ribs.
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+Dancers tags Cheez with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Cheez fires a right sweeping right to the chest, but Dancers steps aside and laughs.
-Cheez attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dancers beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dancers throws a barrage of powerful blows to the chest.
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+Cheez wallops Dancers with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Dancers shakes his head to clear it.
-Cheez fires a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dancers covers himself well.
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+Dancers thumps Cheez with a series of shots to the ribs!!
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-Cheez charges with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Cheez staggers Dancers with a barrage of stiff shots to the ribs!!
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+Cheez smashes Dancers with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 32 of 32 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 19 of 41 punches.

Stupid Dancers won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 78-74


Dancers grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Dancers is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez fights inside. (inside)

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-Cheez launches a series of left blows to the ribs, but Dancers covers himself well.
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+Cheez connects with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Cheez attempts a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Cheez backs up Dancers with a pair of mean punches to the ribs. Dancers ignores it.
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-Cheez paws a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Dancers stays away from it.
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+Cheez hits Dancers with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
+Dancers smacks Cheez with a pair of punches to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 8 of 8 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 16 of 42 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 87-84


Dancers grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Dancers tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Cheez is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Dancers hits with a pair of quick combinations to the face. Cheez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dancers lands a resounding smash to the jaw and Cheez staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Cheez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dancers belts Cheez with a volley of heavy combinations to the temple.
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+Cheez hurts Dancers with a volley of roundhouses to the eye. Dancers hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dancers hits with a pair of painful combinations to the head.
+Cheez attacks with a series of mean crosses to the jaw.
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+Dancers punches Cheez with a volley of quick combinations to the temple.
Dancers lands a blood spattering hook and Cheez's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Stupid Dancers wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dancers grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Cheez is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 5: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 7: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 9: Cheez the Dork 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 5: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 7: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 9: Cheez the Dork 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 5: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 7: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 9: Cheez the Dork 10-9

Stupid Dancers wins by a knockout!


          

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