Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\989665.htm on local disk...(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 11 defeated Tq Rules by knockout (KO) in round 9.Match Wednesday, June 17, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 11!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Tq Rules!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Rules is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Rules annoys Dorkness 11 with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
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+Rules tags Dorkness 11 with a volley of stiff punches to the head. Dorkness 11 gets mad!
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Rules tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 11 charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Rules ducks.
-Dorkness 11 launches a volley of left blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 11 throws a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Rules fires a barrage of strong blows to the chin.
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-Rules attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Rules hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the head!
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Rules tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rules tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 7 of 28 punches, and Tq Rules landed 25 of 29 punches.
Tq Rules won the round 10-9
Tq Rules is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 11 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Rules doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Rules is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Rules lashes out with a jab to the ribs.
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+Rules tags Dorkness 11 with a series of solid punches to the chest.
Rules tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 tries to land a pair of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 11 throws a pair of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Rules tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rules fires a volley of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 11 attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
Rules tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rules fires a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 11 punches Rules with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Rules belts Dorkness 11 with a volley of shots to the ribs!
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Rules tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 7 of 23 punches, and Tq Rules landed 19 of 31 punches.
Tq Rules won the round 10-9
Tq Rules is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 11 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Rules doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Rules is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Rules punches Dorkness 11 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 11 tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Rules tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 11 leaps aside.
+Rules slams Dorkness 11 with a strong jab to the solar plexus.
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+Rules pounds Dorkness 11 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 11 attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses.
Rules tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rules tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rules connects with a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Rules rocks Dorkness 11 with a mean sweeping right to the ribs. Dorkness 11 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Rules tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 7 of 25 punches, and Tq Rules landed 21 of 35 punches.
Tq Rules won the round 10-9
Tq Rules is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!
Rules remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 11 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Rules is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 11 rocks Rules with a barrage of hooks to the temple.
Dorkness 11 lands a decisive blow to the temple and Rules bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Rules struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 11 probes with a series of blows to the head, but Rules ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 11 attempts a pair of right roundhouses to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 11 catches Rules with a barrage of heavy uppercuts to the chin.
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-Dorkness 11 attacks with a flurry of roundhouses to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Rules punches Dorkness 11 with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+Dorkness 11 wallops Rules with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 11 probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Rules hits Dorkness 11 with a volley of hard punches to the head. Dorkness 11 quickly recovers.
+Dorkness 11 lashes out with a volley of off balance shots to the head.
-Dorkness 11 attempts a right jab to the jaw, but fails to score.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 12 of 41 punches, and Tq Rules landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-8
Tq Rules is winning the fight 38-37
Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!
Rules grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 11 fights inside. (inside)
Rules is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Rules nails Dorkness 11 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 11 lunges with a right roundhouse to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Dorkness 11 attempts a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Rules ties him up.
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-Dorkness 11 tries a series of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Rules connects with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 11 tags Rules with a series of shots to the stomach.
+Rules tattoos Dorkness 11 with a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Rules punches Dorkness 11 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Rules thumps Dorkness 11 with a nice jab to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 11 lunges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Rules fires a pair of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 11 hurts Rules with a volley of off balance blows to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 11 attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 13 of 39 punches, and Tq Rules landed 39 of 39 punches.
Tq Rules won the round 10-9
Tq Rules is winning the fight 48-46
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rules is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 11 fights inside. (inside)
Rules is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Rules tattoos Dorkness 11 with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a pair of vicious shots to the ribs!
+Rules hurts Dorkness 11 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 11 fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Rules stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 11 hits Rules with a flurry of painful blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Rules escapes.
-Dorkness 11 probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Rules blocks.
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+Rules smashes Dorkness 11 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 11 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dorkness 11 charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Rules suprises Dorkness 11 with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 11 doesn't notice.
-Dorkness 11 attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Rules jolts Dorkness 11 with a volley of punches to the chest. Dorkness 11 seems wobbly!
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+Rules solidly lands a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 11 covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 13 of 38 punches, and Tq Rules landed 26 of 31 punches.
Tq Rules won the round 10-9
Tq Rules is winning the fight 58-55
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rules is slowing down.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 11 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Rules is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a cross to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Rules attacks with a pair of uppercuts to the chest.
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+Dorkness 11 annoys Rules with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth! Rules hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Rules tags Dorkness 11 with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 11 attacks with a flurry of left crosses to the temple, but Rules backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 11 probes with a right blow to the eye, but Rules takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 11 punches Rules with a bite to the ear! The audience is howling!
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+Dorkness 11 throws a series of crosses to the face! Rules seems wobbly!
Dorkness 11 lands a blood spattering left punch in the nose and Rules goes over backwards!!
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Rules struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 11 probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 10 of 31 punches, and Tq Rules landed 7 of 7 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-8
Tq Rules is winning the fight 66-65
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rules is slowing down.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 11 is brawling. (inside)
Rules is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 11 throws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Rules covers himself well.
-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Rules blocks.
+Dorkness 11 lands a barrage of nasty shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 11 launches a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 11 attempts a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Rules quickly backs away.
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+Rules strikes with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Rules thumps Dorkness 11 with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Rules tattoos Dorkness 11 with a sweeping right to the head.
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+Rules thumps Dorkness 11 with a jab to the nose.
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+Rules lands a volley of furious blows to the face.
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-Dorkness 11 fires a pair of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Dorkness 11 solidly lands a glancing uppercut to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 13 of 40 punches, and Tq Rules landed 37 of 39 punches.
Tq Rules won the round 10-9
Tq Rules is winning the fight 76-74
Dorkness 11 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Rules looks exhausted.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 11 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Rules is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a series of punches to the mouth.
Dorkness 11 lands a powerful blow to the temple and Rules's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Rules struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Rules catches Dorkness 11 with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw!
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+Rules shakes Dorkness 11 with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Rules pounds Dorkness 11 with a light straight right to the face.
Rules lands a quick uppercut and Dorkness 11 falls senseless!!
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Dorkness 11 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Rules charges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 11 charges with a pair of uppercuts to the head, but fails to score.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the head.
-Dorkness 11 tries to land a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Rules beats a hasty retreat.
+Rules connects with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 11 connects with a volley of stinging roundhouses to the mouth.
Dorkness 11 lands a blood spattering haymaker and Rules falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 11 is obviously tired.
Rules receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Tq Rules 10-9
Round 2: Tq Rules 10-9
Round 3: Tq Rules 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8
Round 5: Tq Rules 10-9
Round 6: Tq Rules 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8
Round 8: Tq Rules 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Tq Rules 10-9
Round 2: Tq Rules 10-9
Round 3: Tq Rules 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8
Round 5: Tq Rules 10-9
Round 6: Tq Rules 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8
Round 8: Tq Rules 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Tq Rules 10-9
Round 2: Tq Rules 10-9
Round 3: Tq Rules 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8
Round 5: Tq Rules 10-9
Round 6: Tq Rules 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8
Round 8: Tq Rules 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a knockout!
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