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(Strawweight) Rest Area defeated Army of Dorkness 7 by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Monday, June 08, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Rest Area!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 7!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Rest is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Rest deftly avoits it.
Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rest hits with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth!
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkness 7 tries to land a volley of right shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Rest jars Dorkness 7 with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 7 tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 7 punches Rest with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Rest takes charge with a series of loud shots to the nose! Dorkness 7 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Rest hits with a flurry of commanding shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rest Area landed 20 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 7 of 24 punches.

Rest Area won the round 10-9

Rest Area is winning the fight 10-9


Rest doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 7 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Rest is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 7 launches a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Rest stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 7 lashes out with a series of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Rest tattoos Dorkness 7 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Rest charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 7 ties him up.
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-Dorkness 7 tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Rest whacks Dorkness 7 with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach!!
-Dorkness 7 tries to land a hook to the stomach, but loses his balance.
Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Rest throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Rest connects with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rest Area landed 21 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 7 of 24 punches.

Rest Area won the round 10-9

Rest Area is winning the fight 20-18


Rest doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 7 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Rest is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 7 launches a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Rest narrowly avoids it
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 7 throws a volley of blows to the chest. Rest seems wobbly!
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+Rest fires a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
+Rest hits with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
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+Rest lashes out with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 7 probes with a right to the chest, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rest Area landed 23 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 6 of 25 punches.

Rest Area won the round 10-9

Rest Area is winning the fight 30-27


Rest remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 7 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Rest is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Rest steps aside.
+Dorkness 7 shakes Rest with a flurry of furious shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 7 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Rest catches Dorkness 7 with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rest paws a right jab to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Rest grazes Dorkness 7 with a volley of painful blows to the nose.
+Rest scores with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 7 attacks with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Rest hides behind his gloves.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rest launches a flurry of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
-Dorkness 7 paws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Rest ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rest Area landed 17 of 28 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 5 of 24 punches.

Rest Area won the round 10-9

Rest Area is winning the fight 40-36


Rest remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 7 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Rest is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 7 lunges with a series of right shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 throws a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Rest beats a hasty retreat.
Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 lashes out with a left hook to the chest, but Rest narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 7 annoys Rest with a flurry of blows to the ribs!!
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Rest covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a pair of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rest Area landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 8 of 43 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Rest Area is winning the fight 49-46


Rest remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 7 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Rest is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rest slams Dorkness 7 with a flurry of punches to the head!!
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-Dorkness 7 attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Rest steps aside.
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-Rest lunges with a pair of blows to the jaw, but Dorkness 7 narrowly avoids it
+Dorkness 7 tags Rest with a flurry of powerful shots to the ribs. Rest hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Dorkness 7 throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but misses.
-Rest attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Rest nails Dorkness 7 with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 7 lunges with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Rest backs out of it.
-Dorkness 7 probes with a right hook to the stomach, but Rest escapes.
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+Rest throws a volley of solid punches to the nose. Dorkness 7 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 7 launches a right to the solar plexus, but Rest leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rest Area landed 18 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 11 of 41 punches.

Rest Area won the round 10-9

Rest Area is winning the fight 59-55


Rest remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 7 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Rest is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 is brawling. (inside)

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-Dorkness 7 launches a sweeping right to the nose, but Rest deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 7 throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but Rest blocks.
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+Rest staggers Dorkness 7 with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 7 attempts a flurry of right blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 7 paws a right left to the nose, but misses completely.
-Dorkness 7 probes with a pair of left blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 7 hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 7 tries to land a flurry of punches to the temple, but Rest blocks.
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+Dorkness 7 attacks with a glancing right to the eye. Rest sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 7 paws a volley of blows to the chin, but Rest beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rest Area landed 7 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 10 of 47 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Rest Area is winning the fight 68-65


Rest grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 7 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Rest is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 is brawling. (inside)

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+Rest hurts Dorkness 7 with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 7 annoys Rest with a pair of mean blows to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 7 probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Rest escapes.
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+Rest takes charge with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 7 tries to land a pair of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 7 attacks with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Rest deftly avoits it.
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+Rest smashes Dorkness 7 with a series of heavy punches to the head.
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+Rest hurts Dorkness 7 with a light right to the head!
-Dorkness 7 attacks with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Rest escapes.
+Rest punches Dorkness 7 with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 7 throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rest Area landed 29 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 11 of 43 punches.

Rest Area won the round 10-9

Rest Area is winning the fight 78-74


Rest grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 7 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Rest is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Dorkness 7 tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Rest takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 7 attempts a punch to the chin, but Rest ducks.
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-Dorkness 7 attacks with a uppercut to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Rest hammers Dorkness 7 with a series of punches to the nose!!
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+Dorkness 7 punches Rest with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 7 tosses a volley of punches to the nose. Rest ignores it.
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-Dorkness 7 tries a pair of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rest Area landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 7 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Rest Area is winning the fight 87-84


Rest grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 7 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Rest is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 is brawling. (inside)

-Dorkness 7 charges with a series of blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 7 launches a uppercut to the mouth, but Rest leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 7 pummels Rest with a pair of furious punches to the head. Rest sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Rest punches Dorkness 7 with a volley of light blows to the temple.
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-Dorkness 7 attempts a left hook to the eye, but Rest beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 7 fires a barrage of shots to the face, but to no avail.
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+Rest connects with a series of off balance punches to the chin.
Rest lands a mighty blow to the head and Dorkness 7 drops like a stone!!

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Dorkness 7 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Rest jars Dorkness 7 with a flurry of furious blows to the nose.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Rest smacks Dorkness 7 with a series of hard punches to the chin.
+Rest hits with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 7 launches a series of left shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Rest smacks Dorkness 7 with a volley of hard punches to the nose. Dorkness 7 gets mad!
+Dorkness 7 shakes Rest with a glancing roundhouse to the head.
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+Dorkness 7 backs up Rest with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose. Rest beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 7 attacks with a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Rest deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 7 nails Rest with a pair of blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rest Area landed 29 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 13 of 43 punches.

Rest Area won the round 10-8

Rest Area is winning the fight 97-92


Rest is obviously tired.

Dorkness 7 is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Rest is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Dorkness 7 takes charge with a volley of hard blows to the face.
+Rest scores with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 7 throws a barrage of furious roundhouses to the chin.
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+Rest punches Dorkness 7 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
Rest lands a mighty left blow to the head and Dorkness 7 collapses!!

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Dorkness 7 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Rest punches Dorkness 7 with a jab to the mouth! Dorkness 7 doesn't seem bothered.
Rest lands a lightning haymaker and Dorkness 7 collapses!!

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He's Out!
Rest Area wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Rest is obviously tired.

Dorkness 7 looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rest Area 10-9
Round 2: Rest Area 10-9
Round 3: Rest Area 10-9
Round 4: Rest Area 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 6: Rest Area 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 8: Rest Area 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 10: Rest Area 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rest Area 10-9
Round 2: Rest Area 10-9
Round 3: Rest Area 10-9
Round 4: Rest Area 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 6: Rest Area 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 8: Rest Area 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 10: Rest Area 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rest Area 10-9
Round 2: Rest Area 10-9
Round 3: Rest Area 10-9
Round 4: Rest Area 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 6: Rest Area 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 8: Rest Area 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 10: Rest Area 10-8

Rest Area wins by a knockout!


          

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