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(Strawweight) hahahaman defeated Danzig The Great by unanimous decision: 120-116, 120-116, 120-116.

Match Monday, May 25, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 99 pounds (45 kilograms) is hahahaman!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 75 pounds (34 kilograms) is Danzig The Great!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig comes out fighting.

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-Danzig launches a flurry of right shots to the face, but only hits air.
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-Danzig throws a series of right shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Danzig paws a series of right shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Danzig tries a right cross to the temple, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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-Danzig fires a pair of left blows to the nose, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
-Danzig launches a pair of left punches to the head, but Hahahaman quickly backs away.
-Danzig attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Hahahaman steps aside and laughs.
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-Danzig attempts a straight right to the nose, but Hahahaman blocks.
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+Hahahaman jars Danzig with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 7 of 9 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 0 of 39 punches.

hahahaman won the round 10-9

hahahaman is winning the fight 10-9


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig comes out fighting.

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-Danzig lunges with a volley of blows to the chin, but falls short.
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-Danzig fires a series of blows to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Danzig throws a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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-Danzig attempts a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Danzig paws a volley of right blows to the eye, but Hahahaman steps aside and laughs.
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-Danzig attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hahahaman pummels Danzig with a pair of strong shots to the temple. Danzig ignores it.
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-Danzig tries to land a series of blows to the eye, but Hahahaman escapes.

BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 0 of 39 punches.

hahahaman won the round 10-9

hahahaman is winning the fight 20-18


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig comes out fighting.

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-Danzig attempts a barrage of right blows to the face, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
-Danzig attempts a pair of blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Danzig probes with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
-Danzig lashes out with a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
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-Danzig paws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Hahahaman escapes.
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-Danzig probes with a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but Hahahaman blocks.
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+Hahahaman fires a flurry of mean shots to the solar plexus. Danzig sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Danzig lunges with a volley of shots to the chin, but Hahahaman ducks just in time.
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+Hahahaman lashes out with a barrage of off balance blows to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 9 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 0 of 37 punches.

hahahaman won the round 10-9

hahahaman is winning the fight 30-27


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Danzig tries a volley of right combinations to the mouth, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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-Danzig launches a series of right shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Danzig paws a volley of punches to the eye, but Hahahaman escapes.
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-Danzig paws a volley of right combinations to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Danzig probes with a pair of right shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Hahahaman hits with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus. Danzig beats a hasty retreat.
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-Danzig lashes out with a pair of right combinations to the nose, but Hahahaman hides behind his gloves.
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-Danzig attempts a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Danzig throws a volley of punches to the nose, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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-Danzig lashes out with a pair of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Danzig attempts a pair of left shots to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Danzig paws a barrage of right combinations to the nose, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
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-Danzig charges with a volley of left blows to the face, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 66 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

hahahaman is winning the fight 40-37


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Hahahaman lands a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth.
-Danzig probes with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Hahahaman ties him up.
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-Danzig throws a volley of combinations to the head, but loses his balance.
-Danzig throws a barrage of combinations to the eye, but misses completely.
-Danzig probes with a combination to the chin, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
-Danzig attempts a pair of combinations to the face, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
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-Danzig attempts a barrage of combinations to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Danzig lunges with a volley of right blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Danzig launches a pair of combinations to the face, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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-Danzig probes with a series of left combinations to the ribs, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
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-Danzig attempts a jab to the eye, but misses.
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-Danzig tries to land a series of blows to the face, but fails to score.
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-Danzig throws a flurry of left blows to the face, but he's too slow.
-Danzig throws a pair of combinations to the temple, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 60 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

hahahaman is winning the fight 50-47


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig feints and fakes. (feinting)

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-Danzig attempts a barrage of right feints to the ribs, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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-Danzig fires a series of right shots to the ribs, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
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-Danzig attacks with a combination to the stomach, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
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-Danzig throws a volley of feints to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Danzig paws a flurry of feints to the stomach, but misses.
-Danzig tries to land a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Danzig charges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Hahahaman pops Danzig with a series of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 36 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

hahahaman is winning the fight 60-57


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Danzig lashes out with a volley of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Hahahaman pokes Danzig with a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
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-Danzig charges with a volley of combinations to the chin, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Danzig fires a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
-Danzig tries a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
-Danzig attempts a flurry of right blows to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Danzig attempts a barrage of combinations to the ribs, but Hahahaman deftly avoits it.
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-Danzig probes with a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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-Danzig lashes out with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Danzig tries a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Hahahaman ducks.
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-Danzig probes with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but misses.
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-Danzig probes with a flurry of right combinations to the jaw, but Hahahaman steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 7 of 7 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 67 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

hahahaman is winning the fight 70-67


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Danzig tries a left cross to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Danzig throws a series of combinations to the face, but fails to score.
+Hahahaman throws a series of shots to the ribs!
-Danzig tries a flurry of left combinations to the jaw, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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-Danzig charges with a jab to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Danzig launches a pair of combinations to the chest, but fails to score.
-Danzig tries a right jab to the temple, but Hahahaman ducks just in time.
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-Danzig fires a left to the mouth, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 66 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

hahahaman is winning the fight 80-77


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig feints and fakes. (feinting)

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-Danzig launches a pair of shots to the face, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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-Danzig attempts a pair of right shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Danzig paws a pair of feints to the temple, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
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-Danzig throws a pair of shots to the mouth, but Hahahaman escapes.
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+Hahahaman lands a pair of light blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 1 of 24 punches.

hahahaman won the round 10-9

hahahaman is winning the fight 90-86


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Hahahaman hits with a painful hook to the chest.
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-Danzig throws a series of shots to the ribs, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
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-Danzig lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Danzig attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
-Danzig probes with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Hahahaman blocks.
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-Danzig charges with a sweeping right to the stomach, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Danzig throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Danzig lunges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Danzig fires a right to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Danzig launches a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Hahahaman ducks.
-Danzig fires a straight right to the solar plexus, but Hahahaman steps aside and laughs.
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-Danzig tries a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 90 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

hahahaman is winning the fight 100-96


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Danzig probes with a series of combinations to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Danzig tries to land a roundhouse to the head, but Hahahaman quickly backs away.
-Danzig attempts a pair of left blows to the nose, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
-Danzig probes with a straight right to the nose, but Hahahaman ducks.
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-Danzig fires a barrage of right combinations to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Danzig charges with a barrage of combinations to the mouth, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
-Danzig lashes out with a right right to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Hahahaman thumps Danzig with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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-Danzig launches a barrage of combinations to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Danzig lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but misses.
-Danzig lunges with a pair of right combinations to the temple, but fails to score.
-Danzig attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Hahahaman quickly backs away.
-Danzig probes with a pair of combinations to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Danzig launches a flurry of combinations to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 61 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

hahahaman is winning the fight 110-106


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig comes out fighting.

-Danzig throws a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Hahahaman deftly avoits it.
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-Danzig probes with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Hahahaman hits with a pair of nasty shots to the face.
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-Danzig probes with a jab to the face, but to no avail.
-Danzig attempts a left hook to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Danzig attempts a barrage of shots to the head, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
-Danzig throws a right sweeping right to the jaw, but Hahahaman ducks.
-Danzig fires a flurry of right shots to the face, but is ineffective.
-Danzig charges with a flurry of shots to the eye, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
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-Danzig lashes out with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Danzig throws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Danzig attempts a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Hahahaman steps aside and laughs.
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-Danzig lunges with a jab to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Danzig attacks with a barrage of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Danzig throws a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Danzig probes with a pair of right shots to the head, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 74 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

hahahaman is winning the fight 120-116


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: hahahaman 10-9
Round 2: hahahaman 10-9
Round 3: hahahaman 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: hahahaman 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: hahahaman 120-116


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: hahahaman 10-9
Round 2: hahahaman 10-9
Round 3: hahahaman 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: hahahaman 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: hahahaman 120-116


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: hahahaman 10-9
Round 2: hahahaman 10-9
Round 3: hahahaman 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: hahahaman 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: hahahaman 120-116

hahahaman wins by decision!