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(Super-Lightweight) Slow Joe Nr One defeated Bacon Cheese Biscuit by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Thursday, February 12, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is Slow Joe Nr One!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Bacon Cheese Biscuit!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Biscuit fires a series of punches to the eye.
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-Biscuit paws a left jab to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Slow lands a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
-Slow throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Slow attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Slow probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Biscuit hides behind his gloves.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow lands a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach!
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit punches Slow with a pair of vicious shots to the nose.
+Slow jars Biscuit with a volley of glancing punches to the chest.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 17 of 32 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 12 of 26 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 10-9


Slow doesn't want to stop fighting!

Biscuit doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Biscuit lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Slow ties him up.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biscuit pops Slow with a flurry of blows to the chest.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit grazes Slow with a volley of shots to the stomach. Slow asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow paws a left straight right to the mouth, but Biscuit leaps aside.
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+Slow hits Biscuit with a series of mean punches to the eye.
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-Biscuit fires a series of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 14 of 23 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 10 of 24 punches.

Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slow doesn't even want to rest!

Biscuit doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Slow throws a commanding straight right to the head.
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-Biscuit launches a barrage of blows to the chest, but Slow ties him up.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit punches Slow with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus!! Slow falls against the ropes!
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+Slow stuns Biscuit with a series of punches to the face. Biscuit laughs!
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slow annoys Biscuit with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw. Biscuit sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 15 of 24 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 11 of 23 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 29-28


Slow doesn't even want to rest!

Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow shakes Biscuit with a flurry of hard shots to the jaw.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit rocks Slow with a flurry of wild blows to the ribs. Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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-Biscuit fires a series of left blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.

Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow wallops Biscuit with a volley of glancing punches to the head. Biscuit beats a hasty retreat.
-Biscuit probes with a left straight right to the chest, but Slow escapes.
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+Biscuit hits with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 13 of 25 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 13 of 24 punches.

Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slow doesn't even want to rest!

Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Slow attempts a right jab to the chest, but Biscuit stays away from it.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow wallops Biscuit with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Biscuit grazes Slow with a series of wild blows to the chest. Slow grimaces in pain.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biscuit hurts Slow with a pair of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
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-Biscuit attacks with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Slow takes it in the forearms.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow charges with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Biscuit ducks just in time.
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-Biscuit tries to land a volley of blows to the chest, but Slow quickly backs away.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slow hits Biscuit with a series of strong blows to the ribs. Biscuit seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 17 of 31 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 10 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Biscuit backs out of it.
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+Slow lands a hook to the solar plexus. Biscuit shakes his head to clear it.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Slow attacks with a cross to the stomach.
+Slow slams Biscuit with a series of punches to the stomach!!
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biscuit fires a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow tries a flurry of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Biscuit scores with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Biscuit tattoos Slow with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs. Slow sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Slow solidly lands a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Slow quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 17 of 33 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 10 of 25 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 58-57


Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Slow narrowly avoids it
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit probes with a series of left blows to the stomach, but Slow narrowly avoids it
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+Biscuit throws a pair of punches to the chest. Slow asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 5 of 7 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 8 of 26 punches.

Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Slow fires a right to the mouth!
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+Slow throws a pair of shots to the temple!!
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-Biscuit charges with a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but Slow leaps aside.
+Biscuit fires a stinging roundhouse to the temple.
+Slow clocks Biscuit with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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+Slow connects with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
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-Biscuit attempts a uppercut to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Biscuit throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Biscuit hammers Slow with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Slow throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Biscuit ducks just in time.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow throws a pair of strong punches to the eye!!
-Slow launches a flurry of right shots to the nose, but Biscuit ducks just in time.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow jolts Biscuit with a series of glancing shots to the nose.
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+Biscuit attacks with a pair of light punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 27 of 39 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 17 of 29 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 77-76


Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Biscuit doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biscuit grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow stuns Biscuit with a flurry of hard blows to the jaw.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit probes with a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Slow covers himself well.
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-Biscuit tries to land a sweeping right to the chin, but Slow steps aside.
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-Biscuit fires a barrage of shots to the head, but Slow ducks just in time.
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-Biscuit paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Slow ties him up.
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+Biscuit clocks Slow with a series of furious blows to the face. Slow falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 6 of 8 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 11 of 31 punches.

Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Biscuit doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Slow staggers Biscuit with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Slow slams Biscuit with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin. Biscuit doesn't notice.
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-Biscuit lashes out with a volley of left blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Slow shakes Biscuit with a series of punches to the head.
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-Slow paws a series of left shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Slow throws a pair of nasty punches to the temple. Biscuit gets mad!
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+Biscuit belts Slow with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose. Slow seems wobbly!
+Slow jars Biscuit with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Biscuit hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Biscuit connects with a volley of strong punches to the face!! Slow laughs!
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit pops Slow with a series of stiff blows to the eye.
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+Slow solidly lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Slow fires a flurry of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biscuit lashes out with a pair of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Slow wallops Biscuit with a pair of punches to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 27 of 40 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 18 of 33 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 96-95


Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Biscuit remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biscuit is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Biscuit hits Slow with a series of roundhouses to the mouth.
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-Biscuit throws a barrage of punches to the head, but to no avail.
+Biscuit attacks with a series of roundhouses to the eye.
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-Biscuit tries to land a pair of left uppercuts to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Slow tattoos Biscuit with a series of stiff shots to the ribs.
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-Biscuit paws a flurry of roundhouses to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Biscuit suprises Slow with a series of vicious shots to the jaw! Slow asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Biscuit lunges with a pair of crosses to the nose, but Slow covers himself well.
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-Biscuit tries a pair of right hooks to the nose, but Slow blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 14 of 38 punches.

Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Biscuit remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Slow rocks Biscuit with a jab to the eye. Biscuit is hurt!
-Biscuit probes with a series of shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Slow shakes Biscuit with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Slow pounds Biscuit with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
Slow lands a vicious right blow to the temple and Biscuit drops like a stone!!

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Biscuit struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Biscuit tags Slow with a volley of roundhouses to the head. Slow retreats to the far corner.
Biscuit lands a quick uppercut and Slow is knocked out of the ring!!

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Slow struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Biscuit fires a flurry of hooks to the nose. Slow quickly recovers.
-Biscuit attacks with a pair of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Slow annoys Biscuit with a series of painful punches to the face. Biscuit quickly recovers.
Slow lands a sudden uppercut and Biscuit collapses!!

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He's Out!
Slow Joe Nr One wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slow is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye.

Biscuit is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 7: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 10: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 11: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 7: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 10: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 11: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 4: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 7: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 10: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 11: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One wins by a knockout!