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(Heavyweight) Angry Byrd defeated BOT-161045 by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Saturday, January 31, 2015

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 5 inches (257 centimeters) tall weighing in at 636 pounds (288 kilograms) is Angry Byrd!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 214 pounds (97 kilograms) is BOT-161045!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-161045 comes out fighting.

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-Bot-161045 tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bot-161045 drills Angry with a volley of shots to the face.
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+Angry smacks Bot-161045 with a pair of furious punches to the face!! Bot-161045 covers up.
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+Angry jolts Bot-161045 with a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-161045 lashes out with a series of blows to the mouth, but Angry hides behind his gloves.
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+Angry clocks Bot-161045 with a pair of nice punches to the nose.
-Bot-161045 probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Bot-161045 backs up Angry with a series of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Bot-161045 hits with a series of stinging shots to the nose!
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-Bot-161045 probes with a volley of left blows to the jaw, but Angry beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-161045 paws a left jab to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Angry stuns Bot-161045 with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the jaw.
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+Bot-161045 shakes Angry with a flurry of blows to the chin.
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+Angry wallops Bot-161045 with a wild left to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 31 of 33 punches, and BOT-161045 landed 18 of 41 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 10-9


Angry doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-161045 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-161045 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Angry tosses a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus. Bot-161045 falls against the ropes!
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+Angry hits Bot-161045 with a glancing roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Angry suprises Bot-161045 with a jab to the ribs.
-Bot-161045 throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
+Angry tosses a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus!!
+Bot-161045 tosses a series of off balance punches to the nose. Angry quickly recovers.
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-Bot-161045 throws a pair of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-161045 attempts a jab to the temple, but fails to score.
-Bot-161045 attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Angry quickly backs away.
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+Angry catches Bot-161045 with a series of punches to the chest. Bot-161045 falls against the ropes!
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+Angry fires a flurry of punches to the ribs. Bot-161045 ignores it.
-Bot-161045 attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Angry tattoos Bot-161045 with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+Bot-161045 rocks Angry with a volley of punches to the temple. Angry is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 30 of 30 punches, and BOT-161045 landed 16 of 38 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 20-18


Angry doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-161045 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-161045 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Angry hurts Bot-161045 with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-161045 thumps Angry with a pair of painful punches to the head. Angry falls against the ropes!
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+Bot-161045 hits Angry with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Bot-161045 throws a sweeping right to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Bot-161045 lunges with a sweeping right to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Angry staggers Bot-161045 with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Bot-161045 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Angry clocks Bot-161045 with a commanding jab to the solar plexus.
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+Angry wallops Bot-161045 with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-161045 fires a series of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Bot-161045 paws a series of punches to the nose, but Angry beats a hasty retreat.
-Bot-161045 probes with a left jab to the mouth, but Angry beats a hasty retreat.
+Angry backs up Bot-161045 with a straight right to the stomach!
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+Angry hits Bot-161045 with a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
+Angry wallops Bot-161045 with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 30 of 32 punches, and BOT-161045 landed 16 of 38 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 30-27


Angry doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-161045 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Angry backpedals and jabs.
Bot-161045 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bot-161045 paws a series of right punches to the face, but Angry deftly avoits it.
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-Bot-161045 attempts a series of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-161045 charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Angry deftly avoits it.
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-Bot-161045 probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Bot-161045 throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Bot-161045 pokes Angry with a series of vicious punches to the head!
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-Bot-161045 charges with a right jab to the chin, but falls short.
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+Angry smashes Bot-161045 with a barrage of shots to the chin! Bot-161045 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bot-161045 takes charge with a pair of nasty shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 7 of 7 punches, and BOT-161045 landed 11 of 42 punches.

BOT-161045 won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 39-37


Angry doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-161045 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-161045 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Angry belts Bot-161045 with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach. Bot-161045 doesn't seem bothered.
+Angry nails Bot-161045 with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus. Bot-161045 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Angry takes charge with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
-Bot-161045 lunges with a series of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Bot-161045 jolts Angry with a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
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-Bot-161045 attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Bot-161045 lunges with a left right to the jaw, but Angry backs out of it.
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+Angry rocks Bot-161045 with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Bot-161045 tries to land a pair of left punches to the chin, but Angry covers himself well.
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+Bot-161045 attacks with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Angry hurts Bot-161045 with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 30 of 30 punches, and BOT-161045 landed 17 of 40 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 49-46


Angry doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-161045 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Angry backpedals and jabs.
Bot-161045 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Angry shakes Bot-161045 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Bot-161045 paws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Bot-161045 attacks with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Bot-161045 charges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Bot-161045 lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Angry stays away from it.
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+Bot-161045 attacks with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Bot-161045 hits with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
-Bot-161045 launches a flurry of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 7 of 8 punches, and BOT-161045 landed 12 of 39 punches.

BOT-161045 won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 58-56


Angry doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-161045 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-161045 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bot-161045 throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but Angry stays away from it.
-Bot-161045 charges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bot-161045 fires a series of furious punches to the head.
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+Angry rocks Bot-161045 with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Bot-161045 lashes out with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Angry quickly backs away.
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+Angry throws a cross to the solar plexus.
+Bot-161045 grazes Angry with a flurry of punches to the eye. Angry doesn't seem bothered.
+Angry nails Bot-161045 with a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
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+Angry throws a stinging jab to the solar plexus. Bot-161045 gets mad!
+Angry tosses a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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+Angry drills Bot-161045 with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach. Bot-161045 covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 32 of 32 punches, and BOT-161045 landed 15 of 41 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 68-65


Angry remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-161045 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Angry backpedals and jabs.
Bot-161045 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bot-161045 launches a pair of punches to the head, but Angry blocks.
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-Bot-161045 fires a series of right punches to the nose, but Angry quickly backs away.
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+Bot-161045 smacks Angry with a series of furious shots to the face.
-Bot-161045 attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Angry escapes.
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-Bot-161045 attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Bot-161045 probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Bot-161045 attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but Angry steps aside.
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+Bot-161045 jolts Angry with a volley of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Angry connects with a volley of punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 8 of 8 punches, and BOT-161045 landed 11 of 39 punches.

BOT-161045 won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 77-75


Angry doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Bot-161045 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-161045 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Angry punches Bot-161045 with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Angry slams Bot-161045 with a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Angry annoys Bot-161045 with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Bot-161045 shakes Angry with a pair of glancing punches to the eye.
-Bot-161045 charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Bot-161045 launches a pair of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Bot-161045 hurts Angry with a painful left to the nose.
-Bot-161045 fires a pair of left punches to the nose, but Angry ducks.
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-Bot-161045 attacks with a volley of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Angry tosses a series of stiff punches to the head. Bot-161045 retreats to the far corner.
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+Angry thumps Bot-161045 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Angry shakes Bot-161045 with a series of powerful punches to the jaw! Bot-161045 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Angry fires a pair of punches to the nose. Bot-161045 quickly recovers.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 31 of 31 punches, and BOT-161045 landed 14 of 42 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 87-84


Angry remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Bot-161045 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-161045 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bot-161045 tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Bot-161045 paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Angry steps aside.
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+Bot-161045 tosses a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Angry annoys Bot-161045 with a wild jab to the eye.
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+Angry smashes Bot-161045 with a series of painful punches to the nose.
+Bot-161045 slams Angry with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple!
+Angry grazes Bot-161045 with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-161045 attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Angry covers himself well.
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+Angry clocks Bot-161045 with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
+Bot-161045 connects with a series of painful punches to the chin.
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+Angry jolts Bot-161045 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Angry clocks Bot-161045 with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 31 of 36 punches, and BOT-161045 landed 15 of 41 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 97-93


Angry remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Bot-161045 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-161045 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Angry fires a painful cross to the jaw.
-Bot-161045 paws a pair of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Angry wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Bot-161045 tries to land a flurry of punches to the eye, but Angry ducks.
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+Angry belts Bot-161045 with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Angry lashes out with a straight right to the eye.
+Angry backs up Bot-161045 with a volley of loud punches to the temple. Bot-161045 gets mad!
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-Bot-161045 probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-161045 tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but Angry leaps aside.
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+Bot-161045 rocks Angry with a solid left to the chin!! Angry retreats to the far corner.
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-Bot-161045 lashes out with a series of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Angry drills Bot-161045 with a series of off balance punches to the jaw. Bot-161045 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Bot-161045 tags Angry with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 31 of 33 punches, and BOT-161045 landed 10 of 42 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 107-102


Angry remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Bot-161045 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-161045 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Angry throws a series of punches to the chin.
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-Bot-161045 lunges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Angry annoys Bot-161045 with a powerful sweeping right to the nose.
+Bot-161045 connects with a volley of glancing punches to the head!
+Bot-161045 jolts Angry with a flurry of punches to the nose!!
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-Bot-161045 probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Bot-161045 lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye, but Angry narrowly avoids it
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-Bot-161045 tries to land a left jab to the face, but only hits air.
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+Angry tags Bot-161045 with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Angry hurts Bot-161045 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Angry throws a pair of punches to the mouth. Bot-161045 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Angry lands a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Bot-161045 tries a pair of punches to the head, but Angry quickly backs away.
+Angry grazes Bot-161045 with a pair of wild punches to the chin.
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-Bot-161045 attacks with a left jab to the mouth, but Angry ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 31 of 31 punches, and BOT-161045 landed 11 of 38 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 117-111


Angry remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Bot-161045 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 3: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 4: BOT-161045 10-9
Round 5: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 6: BOT-161045 10-9
Round 7: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 8: BOT-161045 10-9
Round 9: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 10: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 11: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 12: Angry Byrd 10-9

Total Score: Angry Byrd 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 3: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 4: BOT-161045 10-9
Round 5: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 6: BOT-161045 10-9
Round 7: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 8: BOT-161045 10-9
Round 9: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 10: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 11: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 12: Angry Byrd 10-9

Total Score: Angry Byrd 117-111


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 3: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 4: BOT-161045 10-9
Round 5: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 6: BOT-161045 10-9
Round 7: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 8: BOT-161045 10-9
Round 9: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 10: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 11: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 12: Angry Byrd 10-9

Total Score: Angry Byrd 117-111

Angry Byrd wins by decision!


          

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