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(Toughman) Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori defeated Dodge Dodge by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, January 31, 2015

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 914 pounds (415 kilograms) is Dodge Dodge!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 368 pounds (167 kilograms) is Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dodge stays outside and uses his jab.
This Is Going To Hurt is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Dodge wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the chin.
+This Is Going To Hurt catches Dodge with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Dodge slams This Is Going To Hurt with a heavy sweeping right to the chin. This Is Going To Hurt is hurt!
+Dodge tags This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of punches to the chin. This Is Going To Hurt seems wobbly!
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+This Is Going To Hurt connects with a volley of nasty roundhouses to the mouth.
+Dodge solidly lands a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Dodge takes charge with a flurry of punches to the head. This Is Going To Hurt backpedals to his own corner.
+Dodge attacks with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.
+This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a hook to the temple.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a devestating right punch in the nose and Dodge is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dodge looks exhausted. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

This Is Going To Hurt is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

The doctor won't let Dodge Dodge continue the fight! Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by TKO!!




Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by a knockout!


          

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