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(Super-Heavyweight) T-1 defeated they call me fat man! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.

Match Saturday, January 17, 2015

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 833 pounds (378 kilograms) is they call me fat man!!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 7 inches (231 centimeters) tall weighing in at 387 pounds (176 kilograms) is T-1!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

They stays outside and uses his jab.
T-1 comes out fighting.

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+T-1 hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
+They attacks with a volley of heavy blows to the jaw.
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+They strikes with a pair of punches to the nose.
They lands a decisive right cross to the jaw and T-1 goes down!!

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T-1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+They throws a pair of punches to the temple.
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+T-1 hammers They with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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+T-1 nails They with a volley of blows to the face. They backpedals to his own corner.
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+They clocks T-1 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+They pokes T-1 with a pair of punches to the face. T-1 grimaces in pain.
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-T-1 throws a series of punches to the eye, but They backs out of it.
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+They suprises T-1 with a pair of punches to the eye. T-1 doesn't notice.
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-T-1 fires a volley of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+T-1 lands a volley of vicious shots to the face.
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+They wakes up the fans with a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 29 of 29 punches, and T-1 landed 19 of 31 punches.

they call me fat man! won the round 10-8

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 10-8


They remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

T-1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

They stays outside and uses his jab.
T-1 comes out fighting.

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+They staggers T-1 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-T-1 probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but They ties him up.
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+They pokes T-1 with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach.
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+T-1 annoys They with a jab to the chest.
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-T-1 lunges with a series of shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+They attacks with a volley of painful punches to the ribs. T-1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+T-1 suprises They with a right to the ribs.
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+They tags T-1 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+T-1 wakes up the fans with a furious cross to the mouth.
+They hits T-1 with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
+They punches T-1 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. T-1 doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 31 of 35 punches, and T-1 landed 21 of 30 punches.

they call me fat man! won the round 10-9

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 20-17


They is obviously tired.

T-1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

They backpedals and jabs.
T-1 comes out fighting.

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+T-1 tags They with a volley of off balance punches to the face!
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-T-1 tries a series of right punches to the jaw, but They ties him up.
-T-1 throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but They stays away from it.
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-T-1 throws a volley of left punches to the head, but They steps aside and laughs.
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+They tosses a volley of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+T-1 belts They with a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 8 of 8 punches, and T-1 landed 15 of 33 punches.

T-1 won the round 10-9

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 29-27


They is obviously tired.

T-1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

They stays outside and uses his jab.
T-1 comes out fighting.

+They tosses a barrage of blows to the chest. T-1 covers up.
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+They solidly lands a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
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-T-1 lunges with a volley of blows to the eye, but misses.
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+They attacks with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
+T-1 annoys They with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
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+T-1 hits with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
+They attacks with a flurry of mean punches to the chest. T-1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+T-1 hits They with a volley of shots to the face.
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+T-1 belts They with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
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+They hammers T-1 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-T-1 launches a right left to the face, but They quickly backs away.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 30 of 32 punches, and T-1 landed 20 of 32 punches.

they call me fat man! won the round 10-9

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 39-36


They is slowing down.

T-1 is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

They backpedals and jabs.
T-1 comes out fighting.

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-T-1 attempts a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but They quickly backs away.
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-T-1 tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but They leaps aside.
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+T-1 solidly lands a roundhouse to the chin.
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-T-1 charges with a pair of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
-T-1 paws a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but They takes it in the forearms.
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+T-1 hits with a barrage of furious blows to the chest.
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+T-1 pokes They with a series of commanding punches to the chin.
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+They staggers T-1 with a flurry of loud punches to the face. T-1 seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 7 of 8 punches, and T-1 landed 15 of 31 punches.

T-1 won the round 10-9

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 48-46


They is slowing down.

T-1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

They stays outside and uses his jab.
T-1 comes out fighting.

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+They tosses a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
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+T-1 jars They with a volley of blows to the head.
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-T-1 probes with a pair of blows to the chest, but They quickly backs away.
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+T-1 grazes They with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
-T-1 throws a flurry of left blows to the eye, but They ducks just in time.
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+T-1 tags They with a hook to the nose.
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-They probes with a series of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+T-1 pokes They with a volley of punches to the head.
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+They thumps T-1 with a loud jab to the chest.
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+They lands a pair of punches to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 25 of 33 punches, and T-1 landed 17 of 33 punches.

they call me fat man! won the round 10-9

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 58-55


They looks exhausted.

T-1 is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

They backpedals and jabs.
T-1 comes out fighting.

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+T-1 hits with a off balance jab to the face. They doesn't seem bothered.
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+They pokes T-1 with a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
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-T-1 lunges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but They stays away from it.
-T-1 tries a left cross to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+T-1 connects with a light sweeping right to the face. They sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+T-1 punches They with a series of strong shots to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 6 of 9 punches, and T-1 landed 14 of 33 punches.

T-1 won the round 10-9

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 67-65


They looks exhausted.

T-1 is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

They stays outside and uses his jab.
T-1 comes out fighting.

+They attacks with a pair of loud shots to the stomach. T-1 shakes his head to clear it.
-T-1 attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but They ducks just in time.
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+They tosses a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus. T-1 quickly recovers.
+T-1 wakes up the fans with a off balance jab to the chin.
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-T-1 charges with a pair of left blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-They launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+They scores with a quick right to the ribs.
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+T-1 wallops They with a pair of light blows to the face. They sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+They backs up T-1 with a series of hard punches to the chest.
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+T-1 tosses a pair of punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 26 of 30 punches, and T-1 landed 18 of 32 punches.

they call me fat man! won the round 10-9

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 77-74


They collapses limply onto his stool.

T-1 is slowing down.



ROUND 9

They stays outside and uses his jab.
T-1 comes out fighting.

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-T-1 fires a volley of left blows to the face, but fails to score.
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+T-1 smashes They with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+They hits T-1 with a series of quick punches to the head!!
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-T-1 fires a series of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-They tries a volley of punches to the face, but T-1 hides behind his gloves.
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+T-1 rocks They with a flurry of loud punches to the chin. They grimaces in pain.
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+T-1 pokes They with a off balance straight right to the eye.
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+They lands a volley of loud punches to the jaw.
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+They throws a volley of blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 19 of 33 punches, and T-1 landed 14 of 31 punches.

they call me fat man! won the round 10-9

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 87-83


They receives medical attention from his trainer.

T-1 is slowing down.



ROUND 10

They stays outside and uses his jab.
T-1 comes out fighting.

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+T-1 annoys They with a pair of strong shots to the nose.
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-They lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but T-1 narrowly avoids it
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+They rocks T-1 with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+They wakes up the fans with a series of stiff punches to the nose.
-T-1 probes with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but They ducks.
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-They tries a series of left punches to the chin, but T-1 stays away from it.
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-They fires a flurry of left shots to the eye, but T-1 blocks.
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+They suprises T-1 with a glancing left to the mouth.
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-T-1 probes with a pair of right blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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+T-1 pummels They with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 18 of 34 punches, and T-1 landed 15 of 32 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 97-93


They can't remember which corner is his.

T-1 is slowing down.



ROUND 11

They stays outside and uses his jab.
T-1 comes out fighting.

+T-1 pounds They with a volley of off balance blows to the temple.
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+T-1 punches They with a pair of blows to the chin. T-1 strikes at will! They is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
T-1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
They can't remember which corner is his.

T-1 is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-8
Round 2: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 3: T-1 10-9
Round 4: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 5: T-1 10-9
Round 6: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 7: T-1 10-9
Round 8: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 9: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 10: they call me fat man! 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-8
Round 2: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 3: T-1 10-9
Round 4: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 5: T-1 10-9
Round 6: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 7: T-1 10-9
Round 8: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 9: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-8
Round 2: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 3: T-1 10-9
Round 4: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 5: T-1 10-9
Round 6: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 7: T-1 10-9
Round 8: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 9: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 10: they call me fat man! 10-9

T-1 wins by a technical knockout!