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(Toughman) Dodge Dodge defeated Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, January 10, 2015

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 891 pounds (404 kilograms) is Dodge Dodge!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

This Is Going To Hurt covers up.
Dodge stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dodge throws a pair of solid punches to the head. This Is Going To Hurt asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dodge hits with a series of hard blows to the mouth.
+Dodge tosses a volley of stinging punches to the head.
+Dodge connects with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Dodge stuns This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth. This Is Going To Hurt sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dodge lashes out with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
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+Dodge pops This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of vicious punches to the chin. This Is Going To Hurt sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dodge smashes This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin. This Is Going To Hurt backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dodge nails This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of nice shots to the eye.
+Dodge hits This Is Going To Hurt with a nasty jab to the eye.
+Dodge wakes up the fans with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth. This Is Going To Hurt shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dodge solidly lands a volley of punches to the eye.
+Dodge punches This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Dodge fires a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Dodge lashes out with a barrage of furious punches to the nose. This Is Going To Hurt is hurt!
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+This Is Going To Hurt slams Dodge with a mean jab to the chin!!
+Dodge wakes up the fans with a nice roundhouse to the eye!!
+Dodge belts This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of punches to the face. This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dodge hits with a series of quick punches to the mouth!!
+Dodge tosses a flurry of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dodge Dodge landed 77 of 80 punches.

Dodge Dodge won the round 10-9

Dodge Dodge is winning the fight 10-9


This Is Going To Hurt doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dodge doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

This Is Going To Hurt covers up.
Dodge stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dodge tattoos This Is Going To Hurt with a jab to the mouth.
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+Dodge hits with a series of loud punches to the face!!
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+Dodge solidly lands a hard straight right to the chin.
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+This Is Going To Hurt punches Dodge with a pair of mean blows to the eye.
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+Dodge wakes up the fans with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Dodge smashes This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple. This Is Going To Hurt seems wobbly!
+Dodge jars This Is Going To Hurt with a series of punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 7 of 8 punches, and Dodge Dodge landed 30 of 31 punches.

Dodge Dodge won the round 10-9

Dodge Dodge is winning the fight 20-18


This Is Going To Hurt doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dodge doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

This Is Going To Hurt is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dodge stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dodge hits with a left to the eye. This Is Going To Hurt asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dodge lands a mighty left uppercut and This Is Going To Hurt falls senseless!!

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This Is Going To Hurt struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dodge grazes This Is Going To Hurt with a series of strong punches to the chin.
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+This Is Going To Hurt pounds Dodge with a pair of furious roundhouses to the nose.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a cruel haymaker and Dodge is knocked off his feet!!

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Dodge struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+This Is Going To Hurt drills Dodge with a series of roundhouses to the jaw. Dodge covers up.
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+Dodge annoys This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
Dodge lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and This Is Going To Hurt staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Dodge Dodge wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
This Is Going To Hurt collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Dodge is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dodge Dodge 10-9
Round 2: Dodge Dodge 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dodge Dodge 10-9
Round 2: Dodge Dodge 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dodge Dodge 10-9
Round 2: Dodge Dodge 10-9

Dodge Dodge wins by a knockout!


          

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