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(Heavyweight) Slappy Rosenbloom defeated Christopher Hitchens by split decision: 116-113, 114-115, 116-112.

Match Saturday, November 08, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 268 pounds (122 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 371 pounds (168 kilograms) is Slappy Rosenbloom!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Rosenbloom covers up.

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-Hitchens throws a series of shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Hitchens probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Rosenbloom narrowly avoids it
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-Hitchens tries a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Rosenbloom blocks.
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-Hitchens throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Rosenbloom pounds Hitchens with a pair of solid blows to the ribs.
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-Hitchens fires a pair of shots to the head, but Rosenbloom stays away from it.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 3 of 31 punches, and Slappy Rosenbloom landed 6 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 10-9


Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!

Rosenbloom doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Rosenbloom covers up.

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-Hitchens lashes out with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Rosenbloom ducks.
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-Hitchens paws a cross to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Hitchens attacks with a right cross to the head, but misses.
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-Hitchens throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Rosenbloom leaps aside.
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-Hitchens charges with a volley of blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Hitchens throws a volley of shots to the nose, but Rosenbloom backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 2 of 32 punches, and Slappy Rosenbloom landed 5 of 9 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 20-18


Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Rosenbloom doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Rosenbloom covers up.

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-Hitchens tries to land a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Hitchens throws a pair of right shots to the eye, but Rosenbloom narrowly avoids it
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-Hitchens attacks with a series of left shots to the face, but Rosenbloom blocks.
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-Hitchens charges with a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but Rosenbloom steps aside and laughs.
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-Hitchens fires a roundhouse to the jaw, but Rosenbloom quickly backs away.
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+Rosenbloom hits with a series of punches to the ribs. Hitchens falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 3 of 36 punches, and Slappy Rosenbloom landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 30-28


Hitchens grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Rosenbloom doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Rosenbloom covers up.

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-Hitchens launches a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Rosenbloom escapes.
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-Hitchens tries a barrage of shots to the face, but Rosenbloom beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hitchens charges with a series of blows to the nose, but Rosenbloom quickly backs away.
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-Hitchens attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Rosenbloom covers himself well.
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-Hitchens attacks with a pair of shots to the head, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 3 of 32 punches, and Slappy Rosenbloom landed 5 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 40-37


Hitchens is obviously tired.

Rosenbloom doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Rosenbloom covers up.

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-Hitchens paws a left cross to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Hitchens attempts a left to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Hitchens probes with a right to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hitchens lunges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Hitchens tries a pair of left blows to the head, but Rosenbloom leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 3 of 31 punches, and Slappy Rosenbloom landed 6 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 50-46


Hitchens is slowing down.

Rosenbloom doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Rosenbloom covers up.

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-Hitchens tries to land a series of left shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Hitchens throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Hitchens attacks with a series of shots to the ribs, but Rosenbloom deftly avoits it.
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-Hitchens lunges with a roundhouse to the head, but Rosenbloom quickly backs away.
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-Hitchens attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Rosenbloom lands a right to the nose.
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-Hitchens launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but Rosenbloom escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 3 of 32 punches, and Slappy Rosenbloom landed 5 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 60-55


Hitchens is slowing down.

Rosenbloom doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Rosenbloom covers up.

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-Hitchens fires a cross to the mouth, but Rosenbloom beats a hasty retreat.
-Hitchens tries a volley of right blows to the temple, but Rosenbloom narrowly avoids it
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-Hitchens fires a pair of shots to the head, but misses.
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-Hitchens probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Rosenbloom hides behind his gloves.
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+Rosenbloom drills Hitchens with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Hitchens attempts a series of blows to the face, but Rosenbloom escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 3 of 34 punches, and Slappy Rosenbloom landed 5 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 70-65


Hitchens looks exhausted.

Rosenbloom doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Rosenbloom covers up.

-Hitchens charges with a flurry of right shots to the chin, but misses.
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-Hitchens attempts a flurry of right blows to the face, but Rosenbloom narrowly avoids it
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-Hitchens probes with a series of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Hitchens throws a series of left shots to the chin, but Rosenbloom ducks.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 3 of 32 punches, and Slappy Rosenbloom landed 5 of 8 punches.

Slappy Rosenbloom won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 79-75


Hitchens looks exhausted.

Rosenbloom doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Rosenbloom covers up.

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-Hitchens attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Rosenbloom ducks just in time.
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-Hitchens fires a pair of shots to the eye, but Rosenbloom ducks just in time.
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-Hitchens attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but Rosenbloom blocks.
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-Hitchens tries to land a volley of left blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Hitchens probes with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Rosenbloom steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 3 of 30 punches, and Slappy Rosenbloom landed 5 of 8 punches.

Slappy Rosenbloom won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 88-85


Hitchens looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Rosenbloom doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Rosenbloom covers up.

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-Hitchens tries a right right to the head, but to no avail.
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-Hitchens tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Rosenbloom beats a hasty retreat.
-Hitchens tries a volley of shots to the chin, but Rosenbloom deftly avoits it.
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-Hitchens attempts a flurry of left blows to the eye, but Rosenbloom deftly avoits it.
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-Hitchens attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but Rosenbloom blocks.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 3 of 34 punches, and Slappy Rosenbloom landed 5 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 98-95


Hitchens collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Rosenbloom doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Rosenbloom covers up.

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-Hitchens launches a flurry of blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hitchens fires a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Rosenbloom blocks.
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-Hitchens throws a hook to the chin, but Rosenbloom stays away from it.
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-Hitchens attempts a right jab to the face, but Rosenbloom ducks just in time.
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+Rosenbloom pops Hitchens with a strong sweeping right to the temple.
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-Hitchens attacks with a series of blows to the head, but Rosenbloom quickly backs away.
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-Hitchens paws a pair of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 2 of 34 punches, and Slappy Rosenbloom landed 5 of 8 punches.

Slappy Rosenbloom won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 107-105


Hitchens collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Rosenbloom doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Rosenbloom covers up.

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-Hitchens probes with a barrage of right shots to the head, but Rosenbloom ties him up.
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-Hitchens lunges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Hitchens attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Rosenbloom blocks.
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-Hitchens paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Hitchens probes with a jab to the stomach, but Rosenbloom leaps aside.
-Hitchens tries a barrage of shots to the chin, but Rosenbloom leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 3 of 30 punches, and Slappy Rosenbloom landed 5 of 8 punches.

Slappy Rosenbloom won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 116-115


Hitchens collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Rosenbloom doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 8: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 9: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 10: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 11: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 12: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9

Total Score: Slappy Rosenbloom 116-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 8: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 9: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 11: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 12: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9

Total Score: Christopher Hitchens 115-114


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 8: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 9: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 10: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 11: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9
Round 12: Slappy Rosenbloom 10-9

Total Score: Slappy Rosenbloom 116-112

Slappy Rosenbloom wins by decision!