Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\979356.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Mr. Pibb defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, October 29, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 384 pounds (174 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 457 pounds (207 kilograms) is Mr. Pibb!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mr. Pibb stays outside and throws solid jabs.
-Mr. Pibb paws a pair of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Mr. Pibb tosses a volley of nasty shots to the head!
Mr. Pibb lands a tremendous cross to the jaw and Crazyfucker's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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He's Out!
Mr. Pibb wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Mr. Pibb doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Mr. Pibb wins by a knockout!
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