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(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Mad Jack McMad by unanimous decision: 120-105, 120-105, 120-105.

Match Wednesday, October 29, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 689 pounds (313 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 366 pounds (166 kilograms) is Mad Jack McMad!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kevin fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
-Mcmad charges with a volley of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Mcmad throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Mcmad annoys Kevin with a series of commanding punches to the ribs. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kevin hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Kevin hurts Mcmad with a straight right to the ribs!
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-Mcmad probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Kevin covers himself well.
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+Kevin connects with a vicious left to the chest.
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-Mcmad fires a series of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Mcmad attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Kevin covers himself well.
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+Kevin lashes out with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
+Kevin punches Mcmad with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Mcmad retreats to the far corner.
Kevin lands a blood spattering punch in the nose and Mcmad is knocked down!!

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Mcmad struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Kevin belts Mcmad with a jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 33 of 34 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 31 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-8

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-8


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken nose.

Mcmad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Mcmad attacks with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Mcmad paws a series of left punches to the temple, but Kevin steps aside.
+Mcmad hits with a series of nice punches to the face.
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-Mcmad lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
+Kevin backs up Mcmad with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
Kevin lands a terrific right smash to the jaw and Mcmad drops like a stone!!

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Mcmad struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Kevin grazes Mcmad with a straight right to the ribs.
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+Kevin throws a series of heavy punches to the ribs!
-Mcmad attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Kevin blocks.
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-Mcmad paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin blocks.
+Kevin throws a volley of punches to the ribs.
Kevin lands a well placed blow to the temple and Mcmad is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Mcmad struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Kevin takes charge with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Mcmad probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but Kevin escapes.
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-Mcmad probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Mcmad nails Kevin with a commanding sweeping right to the head.
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+Kevin jars Mcmad with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
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+Kevin lands a series of punches to the chest. Mcmad grimaces in pain.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 31 of 31 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 33 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-7

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 20-15


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken nose.

Mcmad looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 3

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Mcmad throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Kevin covers himself well.
-Mcmad lunges with a series of right punches to the face, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mcmad probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Mcmad tries a cross to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin fires a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Mcmad fires a right straight right to the face, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Mcmad throws a series of punches to the face, but Kevin blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 8 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 1 of 33 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 30-24


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken nose.

Mcmad is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 4

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kevin belts Mcmad with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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-Mcmad fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Mcmad launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Kevin leaps aside.
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-Mcmad lunges with a series of right punches to the face, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Mcmad lashes out with a right cross to the chin, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Mcmad probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Mcmad lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 1 of 33 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 40-33


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken nose.

Mcmad is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 5

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Mcmad attempts a left roundhouse to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Mcmad throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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-Mcmad lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Mcmad attempts a right to the chest, but Kevin steps aside.
-Mcmad probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but Kevin backs out of it.
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+Kevin shakes Mcmad with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs!! Mcmad quickly recovers.
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-Mcmad attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Mcmad probes with a right jab to the chest, but Kevin backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 31 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 50-42


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken nose.

Mcmad is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kevin fires a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Mcmad launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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-Mcmad tries to land a series of right punches to the chin, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Mcmad attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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-Mcmad tries to land a flurry of punches to the eye, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Mcmad fires a series of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Mcmad tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Mcmad charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Mcmad lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 31 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 60-51


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken nose.

Mcmad is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Mcmad attacks with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Kevin steps aside.
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+Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Mcmad fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Kevin ducks.
-Mcmad attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Mcmad attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but Kevin ties him up.
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-Mcmad attempts a flurry of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Mcmad throws a volley of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 9 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 1 of 34 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 70-60


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken nose.

Mcmad is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Mcmad launches a left left to the mouth, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Mcmad lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Mcmad probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin catches Mcmad with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Mcmad paws a straight right to the chin, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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-Mcmad tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 7 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 1 of 28 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 80-69


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken nose.

Mcmad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kevin fires a volley of quick punches to the ribs. Mcmad is hurt!
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-Mcmad launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Mcmad charges with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Kevin escapes.
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-Mcmad throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Mcmad lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Kevin throws Mcmad with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 1 of 34 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 90-78


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken nose.

Mcmad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kevin fires a series of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Mcmad attempts a right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mcmad probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Mcmad lunges with a jab to the temple, but misses.
-Mcmad launches a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 1 of 34 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 100-87


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken nose.

Mcmad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Mcmad attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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-Mcmad throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mcmad attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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-Mcmad probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Mcmad launches a series of right punches to the chest, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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+Kevin tosses a volley of wild punches to the ribs. Mcmad seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 8 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 1 of 31 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 110-96


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken nose.

Mcmad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Mcmad paws a series of left punches to the jaw, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Mcmad attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Kevin takes charge with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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-Mcmad attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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-Mcmad lashes out with a series of punches to the eye, but Kevin leaps aside.
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-Mcmad attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Mcmad attacks with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 1 of 34 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 120-105


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken nose.

Mcmad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-8
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-7
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 120-105


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-8
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-7
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 120-105


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-8
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-7
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 120-105

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by decision!