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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Wednesday, October 29, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly lands a straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Polly tosses a series of blows to the ribs.
-Stoopid paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Polly blocks.
-Polly probes with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Polly fires a series of painful blows to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid charges with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Polly steps aside.
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a furious right to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 24 of 41 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 22 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Polly doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Polly backs out of it.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Polly tries a pair of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Polly shakes Stoopid with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Polly charges with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a barrage of mean punches to the chest. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a pair of light punches to the stomach. Stoopid is hurt!
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Polly escapes.
-Polly tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid launches a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Polly ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 21 of 41 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 24 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a barrage of furious punches to the chest. Stoopid covers up.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Polly throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Polly tosses a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Polly ducks.
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-Stoopid throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Polly solidly lands a stinging jab to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks just in time.
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-Stoopid probes with a series of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a series of painful punches to the ribs. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 23 of 38 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 23 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a jab to the stomach!
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-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks just in time.
-Polly lunges with a pair of left shots to the chest, but Stoopid ducks just in time.
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+Polly fires Stoopid with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid attempts a pair of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Polly lands a hook to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries a uppercut to the chest, but Polly narrowly avoids it
-Polly tries to land a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Stoopid ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 22 of 39 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 23 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Polly is obviously tired.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Stoopid attempts a series of right blows to the stomach, but Polly steps aside.
-Stoopid probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs.
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-Polly lunges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Stoopid ties him up.
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries to land a volley of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly scores with a flurry of shots to the chest!!
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-Stoopid lunges with a series of shots to the chest, but Polly steps aside.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a light uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Polly throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Stoopid steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 20 of 37 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 33 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Polly is slowing down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stoopid probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
-Polly launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Stoopid ducks.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Polly lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Stoopid ties him up.
-Stoopid throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Polly ducks.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hits with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid charges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Polly throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Stoopid deftly avoits it.
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-Polly charges with a sweeping right to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 21 of 47 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 33 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 59-55


Polly collapses limply onto his stool. He has a bloody mouth.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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+Stoopid pounds Polly with a volley of heavy shots to the solar plexus. Stoopid is raining blows! Polly's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has a broken jaw.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!