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(Heavyweight) Stay Puft Marshmallow Man defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Saturday, October 25, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 702 pounds (318 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

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-Kevin fires a jab to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Stay quickly backs away.
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-Kevin tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Stay stays away from it.
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+Stay hits with a barrage of shots to the temple.
-Kevin lunges with a jab to the chest, but Stay steps aside.
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-Kevin paws a left to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Kevin tries a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Stay stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 0 of 33 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

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-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Kevin paws a volley of left shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Kevin tries to land a left sweeping right to the chest, but Stay backs out of it.
-Kevin attempts a cross to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Kevin launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Stay pops Kevin with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus. Kevin grimaces in pain.
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-Kevin probes with a right to the stomach, but misses.
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+Stay attacks with a painful jab to the head.
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-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 0 of 31 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 9 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

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-Kevin tries a series of right punches to the chest, but Stay ducks.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of right shots to the chest, but Stay ducks just in time.
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+Stay belts Kevin with a stiff hook to the face. Kevin quickly recovers.
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-Kevin lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin fires a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Kevin charges with a jab to the chest, but Stay ties him up.
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-Kevin attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Stay covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 0 of 28 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 7 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

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-Kevin attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but Stay ducks just in time.
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-Kevin tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Stay escapes.
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-Kevin launches a flurry of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Kevin throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stay ducks just in time.
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+Stay rocks Kevin with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Kevin attacks with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Stay blocks.
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-Kevin attacks with a right left to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Kevin fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 0 of 30 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 40-36


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

-Kevin tries a series of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Kevin probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Stay escapes.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Stay backs out of it.
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-Kevin paws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Stay covers himself well.
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-Kevin lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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+Stay hits with a volley of nasty blows to the chest.
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-Kevin lashes out with a left left to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 0 of 27 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 50-45


Kevin is obviously tired.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Stay covers up.

-Kevin lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Kevin attempts a series of blows to the chest, but Stay ducks just in time.
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-Kevin probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Stay solidly lands a series of shots to the head.
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-Kevin attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Stay jars Kevin with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Kevin probes with a left straight right to the ribs, but Stay escapes.
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-Kevin launches a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Stay leaps aside.
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-Kevin paws a jab to the stomach, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Stay ducks.
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-Kevin attempts a jab to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Kevin tries to land a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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-Kevin tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Stay quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 1 of 58 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 60-54


Kevin is obviously tired.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Stay covers up.

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-Kevin fires a straight right to the ribs, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
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-Kevin throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
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-Kevin throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Kevin throws a sweeping right to the chest, but Stay backs out of it.
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-Kevin charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Stay escapes.
+Stay attacks with a furious cross to the temple.
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-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Stay covers himself well.
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-Kevin throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Stay quickly backs away.
-Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Stay stays away from it.
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-Kevin attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but Stay escapes.
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-Kevin attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 1 of 57 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 70-63


Kevin is obviously tired.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Stay covers up.

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-Kevin tries a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Kevin tries to land a jab to the ribs, but falls short.
-Kevin attacks with a left jab to the ribs, but Stay deftly avoits it.
-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Kevin lashes out with a right to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin tries a pair of shots to the ribs, but Stay steps aside.
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+Stay pummels Kevin with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
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-Kevin attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 1 of 58 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 7 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 80-72


Kevin is obviously tired.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Stay covers up.

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+Kevin slams Stay with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Kevin fires a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Kevin tries a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
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-Kevin attacks with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Kevin lunges with a left cross to the stomach, but Stay ducks just in time.
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-Kevin probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Stay leaps aside.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Kevin paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Stay ducks.
-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Kevin lashes out with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Stay smashes Kevin with a volley of hard punches to the jaw! Kevin asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 1 of 56 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 90-81


Kevin is obviously tired.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Stay covers up.

-Kevin paws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Stay backs out of it.
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-Kevin lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin tries a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Stay covers himself well.
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-Kevin launches a volley of shots to the chest, but Stay ducks.
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-Kevin fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin attacks with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Stay ducks.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin paws a pair of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Stay hits Kevin with a pair of off balance shots to the chin.
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-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Stay covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 2 of 59 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 9 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 100-90


Kevin is obviously tired.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Stay covers up.

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-Kevin tries a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Kevin tries a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
-Kevin attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but Stay backs out of it.
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-Kevin throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Stay covers himself well.
+Stay attacks with a pair of punches to the head.
-Kevin probes with a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Kevin tries a right jab to the chest, but Stay quickly backs away.
-Kevin fires a right to the chest, but Stay quickly backs away.
-Kevin lashes out with a right jab to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 2 of 59 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 110-99


Kevin is slowing down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Stay covers up.

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-Kevin tries to land a pair of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin throws a series of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Kevin launches a sweeping right to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin charges with a right straight right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Stay ducks.
-Kevin lunges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Stay blocks.
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-Kevin tries to land a series of right punches to the chest, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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+Stay pops Kevin with a series of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Kevin fires a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 1 of 56 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 7 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 120-108


Kevin is slowing down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wins by decision!


          

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