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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Jog by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Thursday, October 23, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 420 pounds (191 kilograms) is Jog!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 369 pounds (167 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker fires a series of left punches to the chin, but Jog deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of blows to the temple, but Jog takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Jog hides behind his gloves.
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-Jog lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 3 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Jog doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Jog throws a hook to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of right blows to the face, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Jog blocks.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Jog ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Jog takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 3 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Jog doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of right shots to the nose, but Jog hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Jog takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of blows to the temple, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Jog doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of left shots to the eye, but Jog hides behind his gloves.
-Jog charges with a pair of shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the eye, but Jog ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker fires a hook to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a right jab to the nose, but Jog steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of right shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a left left to the nose, but Jog steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a left to the mouth, but Jog ducks.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 20 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Jog remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Jog tries to land a pair of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of right blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left shots to the chin, but Jog ducks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the chin, but Jog escapes.
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-Crazyfucker launches a left cross to the face, but Jog escapes.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL
Jog remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.

The doctor won't let Jog continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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