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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Timmy Tester by unanimous decision: 120-109, 120-109, 120-109.

Match Thursday, October 23, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 454 pounds (206 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of blows to the temple, but Tester steps aside.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of left shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of blows to the eye, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of right shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of left blows to the chin, but Tester quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Tester lunges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Pillow Hands throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Tester escapes.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a cross to the nose, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of blows to the head, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of left punches to the nose, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 42 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Tester blocks.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of left shots to the eye, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but Tester blocks.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands probes with a cross to the temple, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of left punches to the head, but Tester quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of left shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of left blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of right shots to the chest, but Tester backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of left blows to the head, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a right jab to the mouth, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 38 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of right shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Tester steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but Tester ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a uppercut to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Pillow Hands tattoos Tester with a furious uppercut to the jaw!! Tester sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of right blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Tester leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 37 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of blows to the mouth, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of shots to the nose, but Tester ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a jab to the face, but Tester covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a right hook to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a series of right shots to the jaw, but Tester ducks.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a cross to the mouth, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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+Tester fires a powerful hook to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 40 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-55


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a right to the mouth, but Tester quickly backs away.
-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of shots to the head, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Tester blocks.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a hook to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of left blows to the jaw, but Tester ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of right shots to the chest, but Tester ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 42 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-64


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a series of right blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Tester punches Pillow Hands with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Tester blocks.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but Tester steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Tester quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-73


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
-Pillow Hands charges with a series of blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of left shots to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Tester ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-82


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands fires a series of right shots to the head, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of blows to the eye, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of shots to the nose, but Tester quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-91


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Tester covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of right shots to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of punches to the chin, but Tester deftly avoits it.
-Pillow Hands throws a volley of left shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 44 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-100


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of left blows to the eye, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of shots to the jaw, but Tester ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of shots to the stomach, but Tester steps aside.
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-Tester attacks with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of right shots to the temple, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left blows to the face, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of left shots to the chin, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-109


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-109


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-109

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!


          

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