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(Heavyweight) Timmy Tester defeated Rustle "Hey" Relax by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, October 11, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 465 pounds (211 kilograms) is Rustle "Hey" Relax !!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 450 pounds (204 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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-Hey lunges with a cross to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey throws a cross to the solar plexus, but Tester ducks just in time.
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-Tester throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 2 of 9 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 10-9


Hey doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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-Hey paws a series of right shots to the ribs, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tester throws a pair of blows to the mouth, but Hey covers himself well.
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-Hey attempts a series of right shots to the chest, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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-Hey attempts a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Tester ducks.
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-Hey tries to land a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Tester ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 3 of 9 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 20-18


Hey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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-Hey attempts a series of right blows to the ribs, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tester lunges with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Hey blocks.
Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey paws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Tester escapes.
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-Hey throws a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Tester ducks.
-Hey attempts a volley of right shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 30-27


Hey is obviously tired.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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-Tester charges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Hey steps aside.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hey attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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-Hey tries to land a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey attacks with a barrage of blows to the chest, but misses.
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-Hey attacks with a left uppercut to the stomach, but Tester stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 21 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 40-36


Hey is slowing down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey tries to land a right jab to the stomach, but misses.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hey probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but Tester quickly backs away.
-Hey launches a volley of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Tester attacks with a right roundhouse to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey lunges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 21 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 50-45


Hey collapses limply onto his stool.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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-Hey tries to land a series of left shots to the chest, but Tester covers himself well.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey tries a right cross to the solar plexus, but Tester backs out of it.
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-Hey throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Tester ties him up.
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-Hey attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Tester steps aside.
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-Hey tries a pair of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 60-54


Hey receives medical attention from his trainer.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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-Hey attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey attempts a left to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Hey throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Tester escapes.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey charges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Tester escapes.
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-Hey fires a left hook to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 70-63


Hey can't remember which corner is his.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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-Hey throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but falls short.
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+Tester whacks Hey with a series of hard blows to the solar plexus. Tester smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Hey falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Timmy Tester wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Hey can't remember which corner is his.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 5: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 6: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 7: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 5: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 6: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 7: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 5: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 6: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 7: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9

Timmy Tester wins by a technical knockout!


          

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