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(Heavyweight) Alexsander defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 118-113, 119-112, 118-111.

Match Saturday, October 11, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 543 pounds (246 kilograms) is Alexsander!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 369 pounds (167 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker tries a left right to the mouth, but Alexsander quickly backs away.
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+Alexsander throws a pair of glancing shots to the mouth. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of shots to the nose, but Alexsander narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

Alexsander won the round 10-9

Alexsander is winning the fight 10-9


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Alexsander steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of punches to the head, but Alexsander escapes.
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+Alexsander backs up Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the temple.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Alexsander steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches.

Alexsander won the round 10-9

Alexsander is winning the fight 20-18


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Alexsander slams Crazyfucker with a jab to the chin. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of shots to the eye, but Alexsander stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker paws a left straight right to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches.

Alexsander won the round 10-9

Alexsander is winning the fight 30-27


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Alexsander leaps aside.
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+Alexsander jolts Crazyfucker with a barrage of commanding blows to the temple!! Crazyfucker laughs!
-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but Alexsander backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a hook to the chin, but Alexsander quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 5 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Alexsander is winning the fight 40-37


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Alexsander pounds Crazyfucker with a volley of strong blows to the temple.
-Crazyfucker tries a series of right punches to the chest, but Alexsander steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of blows to the nose, but Alexsander blocks.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

Alexsander won the round 10-9

Alexsander is winning the fight 50-46


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Alexsander lashes out with a volley of painful shots to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of blows to the eye, but Alexsander ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a jab to the chest, but goes wide.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

Alexsander won the round 10-9

Alexsander is winning the fight 60-55


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of right shots to the eye, but Alexsander narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 5 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Alexsander is winning the fight 69-65


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of left blows to the eye, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of left shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of right shots to the nose, but Alexsander takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 5 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Alexsander is winning the fight 78-75


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Alexsander narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Alexsander steps aside and laughs.
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+Alexsander whacks Crazyfucker with a furious jab to the temple. Crazyfucker laughs!
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Alexsander narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

Alexsander won the round 10-9

Alexsander is winning the fight 88-84


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Alexsander beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of right shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Alexsander tattoos Crazyfucker with a cross to the chin!
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of left shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 5 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches.

Alexsander won the round 10-9

Alexsander is winning the fight 98-93


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Alexsander wallops Crazyfucker with a flurry of furious punches to the head!
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right shots to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of shots to the head, but misses completely.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

Alexsander won the round 10-9

Alexsander is winning the fight 108-102


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Alexsander lands a flurry of powerful shots to the face.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a hook to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches.

Alexsander won the round 10-9

Alexsander is winning the fight 118-111


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Alexsander 10-9
Round 3: Alexsander 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Alexsander 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Alexsander 10-9
Round 10: Alexsander 10-9
Round 11: Alexsander 10-9
Round 12: Alexsander 10-9

Total Score: Alexsander 118-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Alexsander 10-9
Round 2: Alexsander 10-9
Round 3: Alexsander 10-9
Round 4: Alexsander 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Alexsander 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Alexsander 10-9
Round 11: Alexsander 10-9
Round 12: Alexsander 10-9

Total Score: Alexsander 119-112


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Alexsander 10-9
Round 2: Alexsander 10-9
Round 3: Alexsander 10-9
Round 4: Alexsander 10-9
Round 5: Alexsander 10-9
Round 6: Alexsander 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Alexsander 10-9
Round 11: Alexsander 10-9
Round 12: Alexsander 10-9

Total Score: Alexsander 118-111

Alexsander wins by decision!


          

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