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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Jog by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Friday, October 10, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 420 pounds (191 kilograms) is Jog!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 369 pounds (167 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Jog tries to land a volley of left blows to the mouth, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a hook to the eye, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 3 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Jog doesn't want to stop fighting! He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 2

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of shots to the temple, but Jog hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 3 of 9 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 3

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries a series of left punches to the face, but Jog stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of shots to the head, but Jog ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of left punches to the chest, but Jog blocks.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 4

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Jog leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but Jog hides behind his gloves.
-Jog lashes out with a series of right shots to the temple, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of right shots to the face, but Jog takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker fires a cross to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 5

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker launches a uppercut to the chin, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker tries a series of blows to the face, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of punches to the face, but Jog beats a hasty retreat.
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-Jog tries a volley of shots to the ribs, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Jog remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 6

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of shots to the nose, but Jog steps aside and laughs.
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-Jog fires a pair of left blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of left punches to the face, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left punches to the eye, but Jog blocks.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Jog remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 7

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Jog lunges with a series of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of left blows to the eye, but Jog stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of shots to the chin, but Jog narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Jog grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 8

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a uppercut to the chin, but falls short.
-Jog attempts a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Jog hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL
Jog grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

The doctor won't let Jog continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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