Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\977167.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Starscream defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Tuesday, October 07, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 369 pounds (167 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 494 pounds (224 kilograms) is Starscream!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Starscream clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Starscream launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Starscream lands a barrage of off balance shots to the ribs. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Starscream lands a crashing right smash to the jaw and Crazyfucker falls senseless!!
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FIVE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker shakes Starscream with a volley of quick blows to the jaw.
Crazyfucker lands a powerful haymaker and Starscream is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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FIVE
Starscream struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Starscream solidly lands a volley of loud blows to the chest.
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+Starscream tattoos Crazyfucker with a pair of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
Starscream lands a lightning left haymaker and Crazyfucker bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Starscream wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Crazyfucker collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Starscream collapses limply onto his stool.
Starscream wins by a knockout!
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