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(Heavyweight) Timmy Tester- defeated Crazyfucker by majority decision: 117-117, 117-115, 118-115.

Match Monday, October 06, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 369 pounds (167 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 454 pounds (206 kilograms) is Timmy Tester-!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Tester- whacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of loud blows to the head. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
-Crazyfucker paws a series of left blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of right shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a left hook to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Tester- hits with a volley of nasty shots to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of right blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of blows to the eye, but misses.
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+Tester- shakes Crazyfucker with a flurry of mean punches to the eye!!
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of right punches to the temple, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of left blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
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+Tester- catches Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 40-37


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker paws a pair of blows to the mouth, but Tester- stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right blows to the face, but to no avail.
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+Tester- backs up Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of right blows to the eye, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 50-46


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of shots to the mouth, but Tester- stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of blows to the temple, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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+Tester- annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of nasty blows to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Tester- stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 60-56


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of left punches to the face, but Tester- ties him up.
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+Tester- smacks Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the head.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a left right to the stomach, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 9 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 70-66


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
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+Tester- takes charge with a series of mean shots to the chin. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 80-76


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left blows to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of punches to the eye, but Tester- covers himself well.
+Tester- hits with a barrage of mean blows to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left shots to the mouth, but falls short.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of right blows to the nose, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 90-85


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Tester- pounds Crazyfucker with a volley of shots to the head.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 100-95


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right punches to the head, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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+Tester- annoys Crazyfucker with a off balance hook to the ribs. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a roundhouse to the chin, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 110-105


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of right punches to the face, but Tester- leaps aside.
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+Crazyfucker whacks Tester- with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Tester- hits with a pair of heavy shots to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Crazyfucker throws a volley of blows to the temple, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 5 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 119-115


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Timmy Tester- 117-115


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 2: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 3: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Timmy Tester- 118-115

Timmy Tester- wins by decision!


          

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