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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Jog by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Sunday, October 05, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 416 pounds (189 kilograms) is Jog!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 369 pounds (167 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Jog tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of shots to the face, but Jog ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Jog ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 3 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Jog doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker paws a series of right shots to the mouth, but Jog stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of punches to the eye, but Jog blocks.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a hook to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker paws a jab to the solar plexus, but Jog takes it in the forearms.
-Jog throws a series of shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker launches a series of left punches to the nose, but Jog narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but Jog takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a jab to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of left shots to the face, but Jog ducks just in time.
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-Jog tries to land a series of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker fires a left jab to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Jog backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a left uppercut to the mouth, but Jog narrowly avoids it
-Crazyfucker tries a sweeping right to the temple, but Jog ducks just in time.
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BELL
Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

The doctor won't let Jog continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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