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(Heavyweight) Timmy Tester- defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 118-116, 117-115, 116-114.

Match Thursday, October 02, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 454 pounds (206 kilograms) is Timmy Tester-!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 369 pounds (167 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker throws a left to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of blows to the eye, but Tester- ducks.
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+Tester- fires a volley of furious punches to the head.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the temple, but Tester- blocks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Tester- steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker fires a right left to the head, but fails to score.
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+Tester- scores with a cross to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a jab to the head, but Tester- ducks.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a hook to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 21 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 20-19


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Tester- throws a flurry of punches to the jaw!
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of right blows to the temple, but Tester- covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of right punches to the head, but Tester- ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of punches to the head, but Tester- quickly backs away.
-Crazyfucker paws a pair of blows to the face, but fails to score.
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+Tester- pokes Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the mouth!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left straight right to the head, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Tester- ducks just in time.
-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
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+Tester- hits Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the temple. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 49-48


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a left jab to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Tester- tosses a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of blows to the nose, but Tester- leaps aside.
-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 59-57


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 7

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the eye, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the head, but Tester- covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of punches to the head, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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+Tester- attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 69-67


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 8

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a hook to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Tester- tosses a barrage of painful blows to the face.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a cross to the face, but Tester- covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker fires a jab to the nose, but comes up empty.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 78-77


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries a left jab to the face, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker launches a right cross to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of blows to the face, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 88-86


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a left jab to the face, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of right blows to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Tester- lands a barrage of heavy punches to the face!!
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-Crazyfucker charges with a left jab to the chin, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 98-96


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Tester- backs up Crazyfucker with a sweeping right to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 27 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 108-105


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Tester- suprises Crazyfucker with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker throws a jab to the face, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 118-115


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Timmy Tester- 118-116


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 2: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 12: Timmy Tester- 10-9

Total Score: Timmy Tester- 117-115


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 5: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 6: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Timmy Tester- 116-114

Timmy Tester- wins by decision!


          

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