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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Wednesday, October 01, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Stoopid throws a flurry of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Stoopid launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly leaps aside.
+Polly throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a wild uppercut to the chest.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly attacks with a flurry of heavy shots to the chest.
-Polly probes with a right right to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Polly solidly lands a barrage of wild punches to the chest!!
+Polly jolts Stoopid with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 25 punches, and Parker Polly landed 27 of 40 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly throws a barrage of glancing blows to the ribs.
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-Stoopid throws a uppercut to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Stoopid attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Polly backs out of it.
-Stoopid attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a volley of stiff punches to the chest!
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+Polly lands a uppercut to the ribs.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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-Stoopid tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a light sweeping right to the ribs. Stoopid seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 23 punches, and Parker Polly landed 28 of 39 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Polly throws a cross to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Polly hits with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
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+Polly tosses a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a jab to the ribs. Stoopid quickly recovers.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid tries to land a series of right shots to the ribs, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
-Stoopid attacks with a series of right punches to the chest, but Polly ducks just in time.
-Stoopid launches a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Polly solidly lands a volley of nasty shots to the ribs. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 23 punches, and Parker Polly landed 26 of 41 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid ignores it.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stoopid launches a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly hammers Stoopid with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid tries a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks.
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-Stoopid fires a volley of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus!
+Polly hammers Stoopid with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid attempts a straight right to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 27 punches, and Parker Polly landed 28 of 40 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Polly hits with a volley of hard shots to the ribs.
-Stoopid probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Stoopid fires a series of punches to the stomach, but Polly ducks just in time.
+Polly pops Stoopid with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest! Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stoopid paws a right straight right to the ribs, but misses.
-Stoopid attacks with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
+Polly belts Stoopid with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a barrage of blows to the stomach. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid charges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 34 punches, and Parker Polly landed 28 of 39 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Stoopid charges with a right cross to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Polly pummels Stoopid with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a series of quick punches to the ribs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Polly throws a jab to the solar plexus, but Stoopid takes it in the forearms.
-Stoopid probes with a series of shots to the stomach, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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+Polly attacks with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs. Stoopid doesn't notice.
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-Stoopid lunges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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-Polly charges with a right jab to the solar plexus, but Stoopid steps aside and laughs.
+Polly connects with a flurry of off balance blows to the stomach!
+Polly tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs! Stoopid doesn't notice.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 29 punches, and Parker Polly landed 32 of 46 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Stoopid attacks with a right straight right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid paws a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
+Polly attacks with a painful straight right to the chest.
+Polly hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly connects with a volley of nice punches to the ribs. Stoopid quickly recovers.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
+Polly suprises Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Polly lashes out with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Polly lands a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid throws a uppercut to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a volley of glancing punches to the chest!! Stoopid grimaces in pain.
+Polly fires a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a pair of mean punches to the stomach.
+Polly throws a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 32 punches, and Parker Polly landed 47 of 47 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 8

Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

-Stoopid fires a uppercut to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Stoopid throws Polly with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Stoopid tries to land a series of shots to the chest, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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+Polly connects with a pair of mean shots to the chest.
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+Polly throws a wild roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Polly hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Polly wakes up the fans with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Polly lands a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a series of mean punches to the ribs. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
+Polly fires a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Polly pops Stoopid with a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
-Stoopid tries a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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-Stoopid probes with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Polly tosses a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 31 punches, and Parker Polly landed 48 of 49 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Stoopid attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid lunges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Polly thumps Stoopid with a volley of furious shots to the temple. Stoopid doesn't notice.
+Polly grazes Stoopid with a barrage of loud punches to the chin. Stoopid ignores it.
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a series of punches to the stomach. Stoopid ignores it.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a left to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Polly grazes Stoopid with a wild straight right to the eye. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
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-Stoopid throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly lands a roundhouse to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 39 punches, and Parker Polly landed 31 of 34 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-81


Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Polly collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly comes out fighting.

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-Polly launches a left to the nose, but Stoopid hides behind his gloves.
+Polly hits with a barrage of painful punches to the nose! Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Polly hits with a volley of shots to the temple. Stoopid gets mad!
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-Stoopid fires a barrage of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a light right to the head.
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+Polly solidly lands a pair of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
+Stoopid fires a barrage of shots to the stomach. Stoopid strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Polly's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!