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(Heavyweight) Timmy Tester- defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 118-116, 118-112, 120-114.

Match Friday, September 26, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 458 pounds (208 kilograms) is Timmy Tester-!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 369 pounds (167 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a left left to the head, but Tester- covers himself well.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tester- throws a pair of wild blows to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a left hook to the solar plexus, but Tester- ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Tester- lands a flurry of furious punches to the face.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Tester- solidly lands a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker tries a roundhouse to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 29-28


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tester- stuns Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the nose!
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of left shots to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 39-37


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a straight right to the ribs, but Tester- ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of right shots to the chest, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right right to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Tester- backs up Crazyfucker with a pair of strong blows to the solar plexus.
-Crazyfucker launches a volley of left shots to the chin, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a hook to the mouth, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 49-46


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left punches to the eye, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of shots to the eye, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left shots to the nose, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of blows to the mouth, but Tester- steps aside and laughs.
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+Tester- lands a vicious left to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 59-56


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of left shots to the head, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of right blows to the chest, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Tester- stays away from it.
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+Tester- rocks Crazyfucker with a series of stinging punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 9 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 27 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 69-66


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 8

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of right punches to the chin, but Tester- steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Tester- leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Tester- tosses a volley of punches to the eye! Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker fires a right to the nose, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 9 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 79-75


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a hook to the face, but Tester- covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker paws a left jab to the face, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of punches to the eye, but Tester- ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right hook to the jaw, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 9 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 89-85


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left shots to the face, but Tester- ducks just in time.
+Tester- pops Crazyfucker with a heavy jab to the head.
+Crazyfucker connects with Tester- with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a straight right to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of shots to the ribs, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of left shots to the face, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 99-95


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker paws a hook to the solar plexus, but Tester- ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Tester- lands a barrage of off balance shots to the chest. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 108-105


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

Tester- covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Tester- attacks with a volley of powerful punches to the eye. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of left blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Tester- backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the temple, but Tester- backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Tester- ducks.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 118-115


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 4: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 5: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Timmy Tester- 118-116


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 2: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 3: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 4: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 5: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 9: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 10: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Timmy Tester- 118-112


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 4: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 5: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 12: Timmy Tester- 10-9

Total Score: Timmy Tester- 120-114

Timmy Tester- wins by decision!


          

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