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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Jog by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Tuesday, September 23, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 405 pounds (184 kilograms) is Jog!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 365 pounds (166 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Jog steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left blows to the temple, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left blows to the face, but Jog leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but Jog stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 3 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Jog doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Jog ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left shots to the chin, but Jog quickly backs away.
-Jog attempts a right left to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of blows to the stomach, but Jog blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Jog charges with a flurry of shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but Jog stays away from it.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the eye, but falls short.
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-Jog lashes out with a straight right to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Jog blocks.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Jog attempts a left jab to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the face, but Jog takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a left jab to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Jog remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of punches to the face, but Jog stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Jog throws a series of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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BELL
Jog remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

The doctor won't let Jog continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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