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(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated Darkside Dancer II by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, September 23, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 266 pounds (121 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 431 pounds (195 kilograms) is Darkside Dancer II!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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+Hitchens thumps Darkside with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Hitchens tosses a barrage of glancing blows to the face.
-Hitchens throws a flurry of left blows to the chin, but Darkside beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hitchens launches a left roundhouse to the temple, but falls short.
+Darkside thumps Hitchens with a flurry of commanding blows to the solar plexus. Hitchens ignores it.
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-Hitchens launches a left uppercut to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Hitchens attempts a series of left shots to the head, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 12 of 30 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 7 of 7 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 10-9


Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 2

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Hitchens attacks with a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Darkside stays away from it.
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+Hitchens wallops Darkside with a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
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-Hitchens paws a jab to the nose, but Darkside stays away from it.
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-Hitchens charges with a series of left blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Darkside annoys Hitchens with a barrage of strong shots to the face.
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-Hitchens paws a pair of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 11 of 34 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 20-18


Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Darkside doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 3

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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+Hitchens annoys Darkside with a volley of mean shots to the mouth!!
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-Hitchens launches a series of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Hitchens throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Hitchens attempts a series of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Hitchens tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Darkside quickly backs away.
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+Darkside lands a barrage of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 9 of 32 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 30-27


Hitchens grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.

Darkside doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 4

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Hitchens throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Hitchens attempts a jab to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Hitchens attacks with a series of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Darkside tattoos Hitchens with a left to the ribs.
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-Hitchens throws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Darkside takes it in the forearms.
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+Hitchens takes charge with a volley of blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 9 of 32 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 7 of 7 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 40-36


Hitchens grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.

Darkside remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 5

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Hitchens paws a volley of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Hitchens attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Darkside covers himself well.
-Hitchens lashes out with a series of blows to the eye, but Darkside stays away from it.
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-Hitchens probes with a volley of left shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Darkside punches Hitchens with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Hitchens attacks with a left to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 9 of 33 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 7 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 50-45


Hitchens is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.

Darkside remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 6

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Hitchens throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but Darkside deftly avoits it.
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-Hitchens probes with a volley of left blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Darkside slams Hitchens with a barrage of light blows to the temple.
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-Hitchens paws a flurry of shots to the head, but to no avail.
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-Hitchens tries to land a cross to the nose, but to no avail.
-Hitchens lunges with a series of blows to the head, but Darkside beats a hasty retreat.
+Hitchens grazes Darkside with a pair of furious shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 9 of 31 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 60-54


Hitchens is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.

Darkside remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 7

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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+Hitchens thumps Darkside with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Hitchens paws a pair of blows to the mouth, but Darkside escapes.
+Darkside backs up Hitchens with a barrage of strong shots to the jaw.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a volley of left blows to the head, but only hits air.
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-Hitchens probes with a series of left shots to the head, but Darkside takes it in the forearms.
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-Hitchens attempts a series of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 8 of 32 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 70-63


Hitchens is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.

Darkside remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 8

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

+Darkside grazes Hitchens with a pair of blows to the head.
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-Hitchens throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Darkside backs out of it.
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-Hitchens tries a volley of blows to the mouth, but Darkside deftly avoits it.
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+Hitchens pops Darkside with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Hitchens charges with a sweeping right to the mouth, but Darkside beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hitchens lunges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Darkside quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 7 of 32 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 80-72


Hitchens is slowing down. He has a bloody nose.

Darkside remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 9

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Hitchens charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Hitchens probes with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Hitchens probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Darkside narrowly avoids it
+Hitchens fires a flurry of heavy punches to the head. Darkside sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Hitchens launches a volley of left blows to the eye, but Darkside ties him up.
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-Hitchens attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Darkside jolts Hitchens with a pair of punches to the ribs. Hitchens sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 6 of 31 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 90-81


Hitchens is slowing down. He has a bloody nose.

Darkside remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 10

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Hitchens paws a pair of left shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Hitchens attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Darkside backs out of it.
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-Hitchens attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Hitchens tries a series of punches to the jaw, but Darkside beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hitchens attempts a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Darkside ducks.
+Hitchens tags Darkside with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
+Darkside strikes with a series of light punches to the solar plexus. Hitchens hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Hitchens attempts a volley of left shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 7 of 32 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 9 of 9 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 100-90


Hitchens is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Darkside remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 11

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Hitchens probes with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Darkside narrowly avoids it
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-Hitchens paws a volley of blows to the mouth, but misses.
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+Hitchens hits with a volley of shots to the mouth.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a pair of right shots to the head, but Darkside ducks.
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-Hitchens probes with a series of shots to the temple, but misses.
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-Hitchens attempts a roundhouse to the nose, but Darkside covers himself well.
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+Darkside tags Hitchens with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 5 of 33 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 9 of 9 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 110-99


Hitchens is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Darkside remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 12

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Hitchens attacks with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Hitchens lunges with a left hook to the nose, but Darkside ties him up.
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-Hitchens paws a series of right punches to the head, but Darkside steps aside.
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+Darkside smacks Hitchens with a pair of powerful shots to the stomach.
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-Hitchens attempts a volley of left blows to the head, but Darkside blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 5 of 30 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 7 of 7 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 120-108


Hitchens is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Darkside remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 11: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 12: Christopher Hitchens 10-9

Total Score: Christopher Hitchens 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 11: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 12: Christopher Hitchens 10-9

Total Score: Christopher Hitchens 120-108


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 11: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 12: Christopher Hitchens 10-9

Total Score: Christopher Hitchens 120-108

Christopher Hitchens wins by decision!


          

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