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(Heavyweight) Rustle "Hey" Relax defeated Timmy Tester by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Saturday, September 20, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 443 pounds (201 kilograms) is Rustle "Hey" Relax !!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 441 pounds (200 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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-Hey probes with a hook to the chest, but goes wide.
-Hey charges with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey tries a series of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey probes with a series of left shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Hey tries to land a uppercut to the ribs, but Tester steps aside.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 10-9


Hey doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey lashes out with a right uppercut to the stomach, but Tester ducks just in time.
-Hey lunges with a uppercut to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Tester steps aside.
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-Hey throws a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Tester steps aside.
-Hey throws a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 3 of 7 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 20-18


Hey doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey tries a barrage of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Hey tries to land a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Tester charges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but Tester steps aside.
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-Hey charges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hey attacks with a left jab to the stomach, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 30-27


Hey doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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-Hey fires a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey attacks with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Hey attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Tester quickly backs away.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey paws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Tester ducks.
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-Hey probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 40-36


Hey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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-Hey tries to land a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Hey fires a series of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hey attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Hey tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey attacks with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Tester blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 50-45


Hey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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-Hey throws a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Tester backs out of it.
-Hey attempts a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Tester blocks.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Tester quickly backs away.
Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tester fires a pair of shots to the chin, but Hey ducks.
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-Hey throws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Tester ducks.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 60-54


Hey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey throws a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey lunges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but misses.
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-Hey lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey charges with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Tester backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 70-63


Hey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tester doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey throws a pair of left shots to the chest, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Hey attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Hey launches a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Tester ties him up.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tester throws a series of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Hey attacks with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 2 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 80-72


Hey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tester doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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-Tester paws a series of right shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Hey attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Hey charges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey probes with a series of right blows to the ribs, but Tester covers himself well.
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-Hey attempts a right to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 90-81


Hey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tester doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey tries to land a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Tester blocks.
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-Tester probes with a barrage of left shots to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Hey throws a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Tester backs out of it.
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-Hey lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Hey attacks with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Hey charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Hey attempts a left cross to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 100-90


Hey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tester doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hey probes with a series of shots to the stomach, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Hey launches a volley of left shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey attacks with a pair of left shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hey tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but Tester covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 1 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 110-99


Hey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tester doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tester covers up.

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-Hey tries to land a volley of right shots to the chest, but misses.
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-Hey tries a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Hey throws a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tester tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Hey launches a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Tester escapes.
-Hey throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 1 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 2 of 8 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 120-108


Hey is obviously tired.

Tester doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 5: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 6: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 7: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 8: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 9: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 10: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 11: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 12: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9

Total Score: Rustle "Hey" Relax 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 5: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 6: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 7: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 8: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 9: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 10: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 11: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 12: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9

Total Score: Rustle "Hey" Relax 120-108


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 5: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 6: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 7: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 8: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 9: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 10: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 11: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 12: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9

Total Score: Rustle "Hey" Relax 120-108

Rustle "Hey" Relax wins by decision!


          

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