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(Heavyweight) Mike Beirnes defeated Patient X by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Friday, September 19, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 722 pounds (327 kilograms) is Mike Beirnes!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is Patient X!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Beirnes comes out fighting.
Patient comes out fighting.

-Patient lunges with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Beirnes hides behind his gloves.
+Patient pokes Beirnes with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
Patient lands a cruel blow to the head and Beirnes bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Beirnes struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Beirnes annoys Patient with a off balance jab to the ribs. Patient covers up.
-Beirnes attempts a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Beirnes throws a volley of light blows to the stomach. Patient sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Beirnes lands a brutal right smash to the jaw and Patient drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Mike Beirnes wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Beirnes can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Patient can't remember which corner is his. He has a bloody mouth.





Mike Beirnes wins by a knockout!


          

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