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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.

Match Friday, September 19, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Polly lands a flurry of hard punches to the chest!
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Polly hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Polly lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly lands a volley of punches to the stomach. Stoopid seems wobbly!
-Stoopid attempts a left left to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Polly hits with a pair of quick blows to the chest.
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+Polly scores with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Polly fires a jab to the chest.
-Stoopid charges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Polly connects with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus!
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 35 of 35 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 25 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Polly catches Stoopid with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly throws a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly takes charge with a series of mean punches to the chest. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
+Polly lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Polly lands a series of quick punches to the chest. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a uppercut to the ribs. Stoopid covers up.
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-Stoopid charges with a volley of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Stoopid throws a uppercut to the chest, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly tosses a series of stiff blows to the chest.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of left blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 34 of 41 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 24 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Polly doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid launches a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly escapes.
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-Stoopid tries to land a series of shots to the stomach, but Polly narrowly avoids it
-Stoopid probes with a left roundhouse to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a volley of solid punches to the ribs. Stoopid seems wobbly!
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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly punches Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chest. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Polly takes charge with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Polly pummels Stoopid with a volley of solid punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 32 of 43 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 25 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Polly lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Polly attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Stoopid leaps aside.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly slams Stoopid with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Polly scores with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 29 of 41 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 25 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stoopid attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Polly lands a furious right to the stomach.
+Polly thumps Stoopid with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid fires a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid probes with a cross to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Polly connects with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 34 of 39 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 31 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Polly is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach!! Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid throws a series of shots to the chest, but Polly backs out of it.
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+Polly attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Polly throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Polly throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid laughs!
-Stoopid probes with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Polly tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Stoopid quickly backs away.
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-Stoopid lunges with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Polly fires a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid tries a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Polly backs out of it.
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-Stoopid paws a series of right blows to the chest, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a volley of mean punches to the stomach. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 30 of 48 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 33 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Polly is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Polly punches Stoopid with a flurry of light punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Stoopid charges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Stoopid lunges with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Polly fires a series of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Polly narrowly avoids it
+Polly staggers Stoopid with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a nice right to the ribs!
+Polly throws a sweeping right to the stomach.
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+Polly attacks with a series of punches to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a flurry of furious blows to the ribs.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 46 of 46 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 32 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Polly looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

-Stoopid tries to land a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a furious sweeping right to the ribs!!
-Stoopid probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Polly fires a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid tries to land a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
+Polly jars Stoopid with a pair of punches to the chest. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a jab to the stomach.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus!!
-Stoopid launches a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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-Stoopid charges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a stinging right to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid tries to land a series of blows to the chest, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly hits with a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
+Polly wallops Stoopid with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly lashes out with a heavy cross to the solar plexus. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 47 of 47 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 33 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Polly looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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+Polly jars Stoopid with a volley of solid blows to the mouth. Stoopid quickly recovers.
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+Polly throws a series of light shots to the eye.
Polly lands a quick hook and Stoopid's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Stoopid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Stoopid throws a left right to the ribs, but Polly escapes.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid paws a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid launches a pair of left shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but Polly stays away from it.
+Stoopid catches Polly with a series of furious punches to the chest. Polly retreats to the far corner.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a series of glancing punches to the chin! Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Stoopid launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Polly covers himself well.
-Stoopid attacks with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Polly quickly backs away.
-Stoopid tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Polly suprises Stoopid with a flurry of nice punches to the face. Stoopid ignores it.
+Polly rocks Stoopid with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
+Polly connects with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Stoopid laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 28 of 28 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 41 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-8

Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-80


Polly receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Stoopid is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Polly comes out fighting.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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-Stoopid charges with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Polly jolts Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a series of light punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Polly throws a barrage of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid throws a cross to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Stoopid attempts a right sweeping right to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a barrage of nasty blows to the head.
+Polly punches Stoopid with a barrage of blows to the temple.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a hard uppercut to the head.
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+Polly belts Stoopid with a volley of strong blows to the stomach!
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+Polly takes charge with a pair of light shots to the jaw.
-Stoopid throws a right uppercut to the ribs, but Polly leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 50 of 55 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 4 of 39 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 100-89


Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Stoopid is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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+Polly lashes out with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
+Stoopid slams Polly with a pair of hard blows to the ribs. Stoopid drops his guard and pounds away! Polly is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Stoopid is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-8
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-8
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-8
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!