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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mortez by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Monday, September 15, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 358 pounds (162 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 252 pounds (114 kilograms) is Mortez!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker paws a right uppercut to the temple, but only hits air.
+Crazyfucker smashes Mortez with a commanding right to the chin.
Crazyfucker lands a sudden cross to the jaw and Mortez falls to the canvas!!

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FOUR

FIVE
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Mortez strikes with a volley of mean punches to the chin. Crazyfucker covers up.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of left blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Mortez shakes Crazyfucker with a pair of vicious shots to the head.
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-Mortez launches a flurry of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker backs up Mortez with a volley of blows to the head.
-Mortez throws a volley of blows to the chest, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Mortez attempts a volley of left shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of right shots to the temple, but Mortez narrowly avoids it
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-Mortez launches a volley of left punches to the head, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a stinging roundhouse to the chin.
Crazyfucker lands a cruel uppercut and Mortez bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mortez wakes up the fans with a barrage of blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 7 of 22 punches, and Mortez landed 7 of 39 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-7

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-7


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Mortez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez lunges with a pair of shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Mortez probes with a straight right to the face, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of right punches to the head, but Mortez ducks just in time.
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+Mortez hurts Crazyfucker with a volley of shots to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker hits Mortez with a series of blows to the mouth.
-Mortez attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
-Mortez lashes out with a pair of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
+Crazyfucker tags Mortez with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
Crazyfucker lands a beautiful hook and Mortez is knocked down!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but Mortez quickly backs away.
+Mortez hits with a volley of strong shots to the head.
-Crazyfucker tries a sweeping right to the eye, but Mortez ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The fighters study each other.
-Mortez lunges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Mortez tries a left left to the face, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 27 punches, and Mortez landed 7 of 40 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-15


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody lip.

Mortez is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a right to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Mortez probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right blows to the face, but goes wide.
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-Mortez probes with a barrage of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Mortez belts Crazyfucker with a volley of solid blows to the nose.
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-Mortez charges with a volley of left shots to the head, but fails to score.
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-Mortez fires a series of shots to the ribs, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
+Crazyfucker punches Mortez with a jab to the nose.
-Mortez attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker tattoos Mortez with a barrage of off balance punches to the face. Mortez doesn't seem bothered.
Crazyfucker lands a brutal right punch in the nose and Mortez falls to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of blows to the chest, but Mortez steps aside and laughs.
-Mortez tries to land a right cross to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Mortez beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 7 of 41 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-23


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody lip.

Mortez looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez lashes out with a volley of left shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Mortez paws a flurry of punches to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a pair of off balance punches to the chest.
Crazyfucker lands a resounding right hook and Mortez's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of loud punches to the eye.
-Mortez lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Mortez slams Crazyfucker with a pair of heavy shots to the jaw.
-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Mortez attempts a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Mortez fires a volley of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Mortez annoys Crazyfucker with a series of furious blows to the chin.
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-Mortez probes with a left to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but Mortez escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 9 of 41 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-31


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody lip.

Mortez collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez wallops Crazyfucker with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Mortez hits Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Mortez lunges with a barrage of left blows to the nose, but falls short.
-Mortez attempts a pair of shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Mortez tries to land a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the jaw. Mortez backpedals to his own corner.
Crazyfucker lands a devestating uppercut and Mortez goes over backwards!!

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TWO

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FOUR

FIVE

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EIGHT
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mortez attempts a series of left shots to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a roundhouse to the eye, but Mortez stays away from it.
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-Mortez fires a left cross to the head, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a barrage of commanding shots to the mouth.
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-Mortez probes with a volley of blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left shots to the head, but Mortez backs out of it.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody lip.

Mortez receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let Mortez continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-8

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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