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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mortez by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, September 13, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 358 pounds (162 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 252 pounds (114 kilograms) is Mortez!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Mortez leaps aside.
-Mortez attempts a series of shots to the face, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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+Mortez annoys Crazyfucker with a volley of strong blows to the jaw.
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-Mortez paws a volley of right blows to the head, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
-Mortez tries a flurry of left blows to the head, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a flurry of wild shots to the face. Mortez gets mad!
Crazyfucker lands a tremendous right blow to the temple and Mortez drops like a stone!!

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NINE
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of blows to the head, but misses completely.
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-Mortez attempts a pair of left blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Mortez strikes with a volley of nice shots to the eye.
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-Mortez tries to land a left cross to the temple, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
-Mortez throws a pair of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
+Crazyfucker hurts Mortez with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Mortez attacks with a series of shots to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Mortez backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 7 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 7 of 40 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-8


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mortez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker paws a series of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Mortez thumps Crazyfucker with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Mortez stays away from it.
+Crazyfucker connects with a pair of quick blows to the head.
Crazyfucker lands a brutal left haymaker and Mortez is flattened!!

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TWO

THREE

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FIVE
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mortez clocks Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the temple.
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-Mortez paws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Mortez tries a roundhouse to the jaw, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of blows to the temple, but Mortez narrowly avoids it
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-Mortez tries a pair of shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Mortez with a jab to the chin.
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-Mortez probes with a pair of right shots to the face, but goes wide.
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-Mortez fires a pair of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker catches Mortez with a volley of commanding shots to the nose.
Crazyfucker lands a mighty right cross to the jaw and Mortez is flattened!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a roundhouse to the eye, but Mortez deftly avoits it.
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-Mortez fires a left sweeping right to the jaw, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
+Mortez nails Crazyfucker with a barrage of nice blows to the mouth!
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-Mortez probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 7 of 38 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-7

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-15


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez throws a volley of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Mortez attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
Crazyfucker lands a ferocious hook and Mortez hurtles to the canvas!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Mortez staggers Crazyfucker with a pair of heavy shots to the temple.
-Mortez throws a pair of right blows to the face, but fails to score.
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-Mortez launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a right right to the face, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of shots to the head, but Mortez hides behind his gloves.
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The fighters study each other.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a volley of stiff shots to the chin. Mortez retreats to the far corner.
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-Mortez probes with a right roundhouse to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Mortez strikes with a flurry of shots to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 26 punches, and Mortez landed 7 of 41 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-23


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez tries to land a pair of right shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Mortez fires a volley of shots to the face, but misses.
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+Mortez punches Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of blows to the chin, but Mortez narrowly avoids it
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+Crazyfucker pummels Mortez with a volley of punches to the stomach!
Crazyfucker lands a crashing left blow to the head and Mortez's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mortez pops Crazyfucker with a sweeping right to the face.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses.
-Mortez tries a flurry of right blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of shots to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

The doctor won't let Mortez continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-8


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-8

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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